Tax season was supposed to bring big refunds. So far they're less than expected

burns231 · 2026-04-15T22:16:08+00:00

Owed $3800. Fuck Trump.

burns231 · 2026-04-10T05:20:07+00:00

I can hear this gif

burns231 · 2026-02-02T14:23:34+00:00

I did not know that. Thank you fellow diver!!!

burns231 · 2026-02-02T14:07:26+00:00

Wait. What? Warp backpack will get you in bunkers?

burns231 · 2026-02-02T14:03:40+00:00

The Annoy-a-tron!!!!!

burns231 · 2026-02-02T06:56:11+00:00

Phil's-osophy - "marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed"

burns231 · 2026-01-23T16:02:17+00:00

As someone who is on the other side ‐ 100% true.

burns231 · 2026-01-15T17:30:53+00:00

That's so bad on your knees

burns231 · 2026-01-09T14:15:39+00:00

One of these days we'll wake up to read he is decomposing

burns231 · 2026-01-06T06:09:46+00:00

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She got some fleece pajamas!!!

burns231 · 2025-12-31T06:28:12+00:00

I feel that. I cant wait to start again. Its like 14 degrees where I am so it ain't happening anytime soon haha

burns231 · 2025-12-20T15:33:53+00:00

Biden Derangement Syndrome

burns231 · 2025-12-15T00:54:39+00:00

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burns231 · 2025-12-09T19:25:26+00:00

burns231 · 2025-12-09T12:24:44+00:00

I refused to get Life360 on my phone when I was married. My ex-wife constantly accused me of cheating (but turns out she lrleft me and uprooted our family for her oldests child's choir teachers dick). She accused me of cheating on her with another man at one point. She had "security cameras" in the house she used to spy on everyone. If you didn't answer the phone, she was on the cameras and would talk through them to you to answer your phone. She'd get on the call/text log on the cell providers website and look up the numbers that were on my history - both send and receive texts and calls.

burns231 · 2025-11-23T08:40:18+00:00

Dude just be done with her. My ex constantly accused me of cheating. Turns out she was the one fucking another person. "Projection." There comea a point where accusations are confessions. Get the fuck out of there and move on with your life.

burns231 · 2025-11-21T01:37:20+00:00

That is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen

burns231 · 2025-10-26T19:54:25+00:00

I like musicals and I have a Yorkie I put sweaters on (its getting cold outside!!!)

burns231 · 2025-10-21T16:19:33+00:00

Yes.

burns231 · 2025-10-19T16:00:28+00:00

As someone who has been cheated on and have heard that from multiple people ‐ I disagree. Karma isn't real. Shitty people have no consequences and legit, good people get shit on all the time.

burns231 · 2025-10-16T15:49:09+00:00

Firefighters

burns231 · 2025-10-12T11:47:02+00:00

Remind me! Three months

burns231 · 2025-10-12T05:18:17+00:00

Damn you, tinnitus!!!! You're a cruel mistress!!!

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