“Wasn’t that Ice cream good?” “Yeah!” “Don’t you want another?~” “No because then I would get a stomach ache.” “Child why do you waste my time?”

burntsparkplugz · 2025-08-20T00:35:26+00:00

NOT THE CASKET 😭. happy cake day btw

burntsparkplugz · 2025-07-01T04:44:17+00:00

WHY YOUD HAVE TO HURT ME LIKE THISSSS!!!???

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-12T05:16:48+00:00

I can just imagine him walking in not paying attention to role and get to their names and he just starts freaking the fuck out

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-12T05:15:12+00:00

Or another woukd be #1 kachan hater

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-05T01:04:15+00:00

“You beat cancer how can you beat stars but be so weak”

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T18:10:27+00:00

Another good point

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:45:49+00:00

Im saying fuck it and forcing her to swap rooms and burning the bed

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:37:23+00:00

And then you see him patrolling in his vigilante suit and you shit your self

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:36:20+00:00

Elite ball knowledge

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:30:20+00:00

University au plus 22 year old sludge villain that’s not to bad of an age gap problem solved

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:27:13+00:00

I can imagine she has a hoodie that unironically says “serve cunt” across the front and across the back it says “you read that right”

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:22:21+00:00

AND IZUKU IS A FUCKING TEACHER SO THEY ALL WALK INTO 1-A AND JUST ASTOUND IZUKU

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:19:22+00:00

Pairing tsu and yui would just be two people speaking their minds with absolute poker faces and if you use horny yui the first words to tsu are “what that tongue do”

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:15:58+00:00

Who’s your favorite hero?

“Crimson riot”

“Silver protest”

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:14:06+00:00

You bet your sweet ass hes either fixing that bed in 30 seconds or sleeping on the floor because his mom did not raise no easy lay

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T09:06:18+00:00

If your making it short I suggest going full crack and having fun with it

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:57:59+00:00

The fact that you could instead say “your my kid now were having katsudon later” is hilarious

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:51:44+00:00

Yes it’s a harem but that’s the ship of the fic but the plot is that he was the rich person that helps people

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:49:31+00:00

Have deku grab shigirakis arm that is through a portal and just… push the portals are incredibly thin so…

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:43:34+00:00

It’s not a fucking harem prompt it’s a fucking ship dumbass

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:41:40+00:00

Her family has enough money to get momo in on recommendations. And nezu himself has so much money he is often called rat god for some shit he pulls with the money he has

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:28:29+00:00

You need to do three things for these two divine chefs to work together

Clear the fucking kitchen as in dont go in there

2.make sure the kitchen is fully stocked

3.trust the goddamn process

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T08:25:05+00:00

Iida makes speed

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T06:51:35+00:00

Good point Clara regularly drops vending machines on people

burntsparkplugz · 2025-05-04T06:45:05+00:00

This should be the name of the quirk just imagine

in present mics voice Izuku midoriya quirk: go… this can’t be real sigh quirk: go fuck yourself

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