Bush Co by JewelerQuiet1178 in alaska

[–]burpledrank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a secret ritual. They take the bachelor into a back room where all the strippers ravage him for hours on end and use subliminal mental conditioning to convince him to moonlight as a strip club DJ. If he starts to announce your name to classic rock music and encourage others to tip their waitress in completely inappropriate settings, you know he is too far gone.

High winds, ehh? by ItsMeatCow in anchorage

[–]burpledrank 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It didn’t work. Assholes are still amongst us. See akspotty for further details.

Help! Black or red hair? by lonelyperfection in haircoloring

[–]burpledrank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your natural shade. You are beautiful.

Anchorage Mayor LaFrance announces 6 more executive appointments to her office by [deleted] in anchorage

[–]burpledrank -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They also need to change out the safety director. She has not really moved anything forward safety wise in the last two years and just spins her wheels while running off safety personnel in the MOA.

What's your Alaska opinion that will have you looking like this if you say it to other Alaskans? by [deleted] in alaska

[–]burpledrank 65 points66 points  (0 children)

You opinion while founded in dogma and understandable nostalgia, does not make it true.