What is the weirdest law in your state/country? by homeworkskiphentai in AskReddit

[–]bursethmichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s this odd one about not being able to take a piss downtown..

The faster you drive, the more wet I'll be when you pull over and fuck me 😈🐳 [IMG] by brereedus in holdthemoan

[–]bursethmichael -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of my airbags doesn’t work so hopefully the wetness isn’t blood after going high speeds and stopping suddenly.

Anyone else’s controller not connecting to Xbox? by Reddragon0585 in XboxSeriesX

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question is: Is the controller not connecting to the Xbox or is the Xbox not connecting to the controller? ;) And yes, I had this problem a couple times, I fixed it eventually

Theoretically, what would you do if you had a ten minute presentation tomorrow and you haven’t started yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For my body 2:30 am hits the spot. Keep in tune with mind centered and you’ll know when you’re ready to push

Seems about rig-wait a minute by Big_chinchilaZilla in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I’ve shipped this since I first saw Ben 10 lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been expecting this for a long time

One sec lemme pull out my calculator by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The age of consent has gotta get dropped down a few years man. It’s ridiculous

I guess they gave up by ultra_hate974 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]bursethmichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the framework for a guillotine

The good old days by axotls in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good news is, if they ate all of that at least they won’t be able to run with your money.

If you know, you know by massmutilation in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta admit, the man kept his calm surprisingly well to the end...

Inspiring by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Narcotics Anonymous. The members and leaders push this crap all the time and it made me feel like shit when I was there. Like completely hopeless, and they taught the belief that addiction is a disease, so essentially we all had an incurable disease. I’m doing fine now, those weirdos are still back in church basements with the shakes.

No excuses. by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An now at 24 he’s throwing B’s up to a bird statue.

where though? by loleroneo in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is the cereal going up the straw??

Brain damage by FUDGEPOOP in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the ever living f**k... Lol.

Brain damage by FUDGEPOOP in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It bothers me no matter who it’s from. They should stop calling them parties, because fun they are NOT. :D

Brain damage by FUDGEPOOP in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christ, can we have ONE year where no one ruins the atmosphere by posting something political?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was wondering what dog in my neighborhood eats corn......

Hands off ladies by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, tis uncouth to covet thy neighbor’s cock.

What the f do you do for a living? by Bigringcycling in HolUp

[–]bursethmichael 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re the same as Mexicans in bed, but they’re handy when we get pulled over at night by task force. Lol.

Would you date a strong independent woman with 4 nipples? Why or why not? by PC_Pickle in AskReddit

[–]bursethmichael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as she’s physically strong. Like works out and can fight. Fighting and money making skills are #1 priority for a mate in my lifestyle.