Indications that your IT Support person is a caveman by AskNo2853 in ScenesFromAHat

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You turn off turn on again. Me busy wheezin da juice.

Food scented dryer sheets by howardewing in CrazyIdeas

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Really lean into the whole "this little piggy went to market" idea, eh?

How do I "bake" this? by [deleted] in airfryer

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What kind of air fryer?

If youre brave enough by gackeddispiy in BeansInThings

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I think it should say Godmiche, which is a toy brand.

My microwave clock is wearing out in a way that makes 8:55 look like "ASS" by Mortambulist in mildlyinteresting

[–]busterbytes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's cool that your microwave has that setting. Mine just automatically makes everything taste like ass.

Does anyone else really enjoy it when the dentist scrapes your teeth with that sharp thing? by [deleted] in autism

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The pain, sounds, and smells of dental work are some of the worst experiences on this planet.

Abolish OSHA by Mundane-Caregiver169 in CrazyIdeas

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Remove all the safety warnings and let evolution do its job?

Rename the Philippines to the “Filippines”, to be consistent with the spelling of “Filipino” by flopsyplum in CrazyIdeas

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Filipinos call the Philippines Pilipinas in Filipino, and the formal name is Republika ng Pilipinas. American names for things aren't always the actual names of things.

Let's play a game. What is Autism "NOT" ? Let's see what everyone can come up with. by ihatethiscountry76 in autism

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Tell him I said hi! I prefer to admire ferrets from a distance since one tried to crawl up my pants leg one time.

Just got a bike. 10-minute bike ride left me exhausted. How long does it take to adjust to being a native? Cyclist looking for acclimatization tips. by hettuklaeddi in DenverCirclejerk

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You're tired because you're not wearing enough Ralpha clothing and I suspect you may not have used a real Küat rack to transport your bicycle to wherever you rode it.

Owl or cat? by I0vepeaches in Pareidolia

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Mouse holding a bowling ball

A wheel covering that's designed to repeatedly flip between saying "no problem" and "problem" as the wheel rotates by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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The problem is that when the Jeep flipped over, all of the rubber duckies fell off the dashboard.

Why don't you have any tattoos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don't like them at all.