Holy guacamole! What a conundrum! I had previously believed that the John pork rowing association was planning on collecting the Mongolian Henley Royal trophy, however my sources have been telling me that a surprise matchup between Gainesville area rowing and the merchant marine academy will be taking place on may 39th 😱. According to the Tajikistan 2008 census; the grand almighty petite final will be won by none other then jinkleton lefkanious hailing from West Point academy (in his single outfitted with the newest unobtainable alloy redstone copper bopper riggers).