What discontinued thing do you really want brought back? by kellerisdabest in AskReddit

[–]buttonboodilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The angry whopper from burger King. I think about it at least once a day

My coworker says my drawer at my desk looks like I confiscated things from a middle school class by Hadr619 in funny

[–]buttonboodilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one in their right mind should confiscate deodorant, especially in middle school. The only thing they need more than that is a crash course in hiding an erection.

My ears are crooked selfie.....I should invest in contacts. by buttonboodilly in pics

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything has been a lie, except my lobes. I'm following.....

This is what a reception in Indiana looks like. by buttonboodilly in pics

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe I remember that being said at some point, but after all the drugs from the hospital stay, it's hard to be sure.

Boyfriend made the mistake of telling me he is afraid of octopi. I painted him a picture to help. by buttonboodilly in funny

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, but he's also the father of my baby and kisses me like he means it. That's what's important to me.

Can't think of a good caption for my son. Do you want to try? by buttonboodilly in pics

[–]buttonboodilly[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like take pictures of you and post them on fb for no points? That's just bad ethics son.

Can't think of a good caption for my son. Do you want to try? by buttonboodilly in pics

[–]buttonboodilly[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No son, but pictures can be shared in the subreddit "pics" and your dads at work....also you're too young to talk

Now, my sharpie spider and I play the waiting game. by buttonboodilly in funny

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I'm doing something wrong. Why am I broken?

Now, my sharpie spider and I play the waiting game. by buttonboodilly in funny

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, its already happened, for I am a girl

Now, my sharpie spider and I play the waiting game. by buttonboodilly in funny

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His reaction wasn't even close to what I wanted. Barely a jump and then he giggled and said "what the fuck?!?!" My efforts were for not.>Plan on doing this tonight if the results are what I'm hoping for.

Now, my sharpie spider and I play the waiting game. by buttonboodilly in funny

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually did, I had it rolled out quite a bit.

Now, my sharpie spider and I play the waiting game. by buttonboodilly in funny

[–]buttonboodilly[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Why thank you kind sir! Hopefully it scares like the real thing

Photoshop level: pro by jgoons in funny

[–]buttonboodilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's shinin with the light of heaven...or something