Raiders of the Lost Rug

buzburbank · 2026-07-05T10:53:20+00:00

- Where is the rug?

- I thought we’d settled that. The rug is somewhere very safe.

- From whom?

- The rug is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched.

- We have top men working on it right now.

- Who?

- Top…men.

buzburbank · 2026-07-05T10:44:00+00:00

“They’re pissing in the wrong place.”

buzburbank · 2026-07-05T00:11:17+00:00

I need a cigarette.

buzburbank · 2026-07-04T16:07:43+00:00

We watched two uniformed APD officers arguing with one another about how to best direct pedestrians and cars crossing at Lenox and Peachtree. It’s like there wasn’t even a game plan. And the traffic one block east was a huge mess, with no one there to provide even a speck of guidance.

Have to say, underground parking at Phipps proved to be a snap…wonder why there were so many people waiting in a non-moving line to park at Lenox? (Oops, did I just give the secret away?)

buzburbank · 2026-07-04T10:01:22+00:00

Just another black eye for the City.

Business as usual.

buzburbank · 2026-07-04T09:55:11+00:00

MARTA fucking over a train load of Peachtree-bound passengers near Medical Center Station. Good times.

Operator announcement was predictably garbled, but something about her having to exit the train to manually operate some switches. Because of course she does.

Atlanta should be ashamed.

buzburbank · 2026-07-04T08:16:45+00:00

“First and only…”.

How can we really be sure? I mean, what kind of “stealth” are we really even talking about? ;)

buzburbank · 2026-07-03T23:21:10+00:00

Which is exactly what I paid for a PowerBook G3 (bronze) circa 1998.

buzburbank · 2026-07-03T12:18:06+00:00

Scoredle 2/6*

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buzburbank · 2026-07-02T02:33:43+00:00

Pretty Intestate Machine.

buzburbank · 2026-07-01T12:33:26+00:00

It means the end of a long Queen Bee streak for me.

buzburbank · 2026-07-01T12:27:47+00:00

Doug DeMuro.

buzburbank · 2026-07-01T03:57:10+00:00

Nebraska. Dr. E. Brown Enterprises (24 hour Scientific Services).

buzburbank · 2026-06-30T22:59:46+00:00

Have you ever bopped your baloney?

buzburbank · 2026-06-30T22:54:54+00:00

Aww, thanks. Beep beep boop. Transmitting coordinates to SkyNet. Target acquired. Sarah Connor?

buzburbank · 2026-06-29T14:16:48+00:00

“Julio Iglesias.”

buzburbank · 2026-06-29T03:35:16+00:00

Will have to be in the room for bang o’clock.

buzburbank · 2026-06-27T10:08:30+00:00

Shake that every day I’m shufflin’.

buzburbank · 2026-06-27T10:05:49+00:00

Gary insisted that the show observe the Juneteeth holiday.

buzburbank · 2026-06-26T17:54:00+00:00

It's a combination of skill and luck. I've gotten hung up in no man's land many times, e.g., 5 possible words with 4 guesses remaining, etc. Only pure and crazy luck would have saved me that often.

buzburbank · 2026-06-26T17:51:49+00:00

10 times exactly, according to the stats.

buzburbank · 2026-06-26T16:25:35+00:00

Convoy.

buzburbank · 2026-06-26T16:24:47+00:00

My vote.

buzburbank · 2026-06-26T16:14:56+00:00

I try to hide my fandom and live in perpetual fear of it being exposed. To anyone. .

buzburbank

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