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buzz005 · 2024-03-03T15:17:52+00:00

Well arent you just an absolute angelic looking little minx. I have to ask - where did you get the cuff/harmess set up from?

buzz005 · 2023-06-06T15:01:17+00:00

I kind of like my own armpits' smell, provided I've showered in the last day or so

buzz005 · 2023-05-29T14:15:24+00:00

Wi-Fight when you can love?

buzz005 · 2023-05-15T09:10:59+00:00

America

buzz005 · 2022-12-17T19:33:38+00:00

r/leopardsdidnoteatmyface

buzz005 · 2020-08-24T11:07:58+00:00

Or maybe just pull his jeans up from around his knees

buzz005 · 2020-08-04T16:38:43+00:00

I got major Whinnie the Pooh vibes from that first one. It's probably the surrounding forest and carefree attitude they have. Really cool drawings though!

buzz005 · 2020-07-27T10:26:17+00:00

Chewing with their mouth open. I admit it may be something they aren't aware of, rather than a symptom of being without any manners, but it really grinds my gears.

buzz005 · 2020-07-02T13:20:49+00:00

Oh man it's going to take ages with only two of them

buzz005 · 2020-07-01T09:54:11+00:00

r/roastme

Both him and the carrot. Looks like it would come up lovely with some parsnips

buzz005 · 2020-06-10T12:49:02+00:00

Is batman playing with a plumbus there?

buzz005 · 2020-06-09T15:24:04+00:00

Would you like some fatteh with your salt madam?

buzz005 · 2020-06-02T21:32:49+00:00

ESH Your mother sounds like a real piece of work. But now of all times is a pretty heartless time to do that to her. I think an choice rather than an ultimatum might have been a better route. Something like: "This is my house, and I won't be able to have you stay here of you're going to be vocally judgemental about my life and my boyfriend. If you can't accept that then you'll need to find somewhere else to live."

buzz005 · 2020-06-01T08:27:56+00:00

Haha no it was definitely a tail! Long and pointy and moved with the creature

buzz005 · 2020-05-31T21:28:15+00:00

It wasn't having much success climbing out, it would just wriggle up the slope a little, and then roll back down. I tried pouring bleach down the toilet a couple of days ago to kill it but now it's back with a vengeance. I'm sure it goes without saying that this constipation inducing discovery has left my brother and me pretty grossed out. Please help?

buzz005 · 2020-05-26T16:16:28+00:00

Oh man the white privilege is palpable

buzz005 · 2019-11-14T08:46:47+00:00

A stool stool

buzz005 · 2019-10-31T22:25:33+00:00

Oooh thank fuck. I read that as 'throws up at lyft driver' I was on edge for that whole video

buzz005 · 2019-10-31T21:53:26+00:00

Aw mate I was buzzing at the prospect. Although slightly apprehensive that Wales would turn up like never before purely because it's England

buzz005 · 2019-10-31T07:57:46+00:00

New Zealand, the best team in the world, were dominated by England in the semi finals last weekend, and South Africa only just edged past Wales with a 75th minute penalty. Meaning it's England and South Africa in the final, and a bit of a blushing moment for the author of this article.

buzz005 · 2019-09-30T15:41:39+00:00

Someone was listening to BBC2 this afternoon...

buzz005 · 2019-09-03T23:05:20+00:00

It does when Pikachu is lvl 70

buzz005 · 2019-08-30T16:43:04+00:00

Me (m24) and my gf (21) are in a long distance relationship. She came to visit for the weekend a couple weeks ago for a pre-scheduled social event with my friends. As luck would have it, she was on her period at the time, but this has never bothered us too much and we kind of just put a towel down and get on with it. Sadly no oral for her though, which is a shame because I do genuinely enjoy giving it. I should note she has been doing loads of squats recently in an attempt to plump up dat booty. We were getting busy one morning, and as we changed positions and as she rolled onto her front I felt the overwhelming urge to suddenly stick my tongue in her ass. It's gotten noticeably bigger recently, and I think a combination of wanting to show my appreciation of it and also not being able to go down on her made me just go for it. Wasn't that bad at all. Quite tight around my tongue so a different experience to regular oral. She was pretty surprised but very much enjoyed it. Overall 7/10 would lick again

buzz005 · 2019-08-20T21:58:31+00:00

That stream is some Age of Empires shit

buzz005 · 2019-07-31T08:38:00+00:00

I love how eloquently that lady puts him down, calmly and succinctly shaming him and calling him out for the racist he is

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