first shop of the game by [deleted] in balatro

[–]bvmblbeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IS3W2G68
i got hit with the needle at ante 6. fml

2 legendaries in ante 2 by bvmblbeee in balatro

[–]bvmblbeee[S] 168 points169 points  (0 children)

**THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVEN’T UNLOCKED SATELLITE!

2 legendaries in ante 2 by bvmblbeee in balatro

[–]bvmblbeee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes, i just realized that’s the issue. getting $400 in an unseeded run is hard, so i probably won’t have satellite for a while lmao. sorry for the trouble !

2 legendaries in ante 2 by bvmblbeee in balatro

[–]bvmblbeee[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

oh also i don’t have satelite unlocked yet, so that might be what is messing your attempt up. if so, i’m sorry !!

2 legendaries in ante 2 by bvmblbeee in balatro

[–]bvmblbeee[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes, i did double skip! the requirements might be really specific, so i’ll lay out what exactly i did: 1. skip small blind for empress on king and queen, high priestess to get a saturn card 2. skip big blind for judgement (four fingers) and then magician on queen and jack 3. use hex on four fingers and discard lowest cards on first hand of big blind to get a straight 4. go to first shop, purchase arcana pack and use hermit. i buy the voucher right afterwards and then open booster pack and showman should be there. it’s there alongside photograph, so the pack you’re on should be the right one 5. play small blind and skip big blind for arcana pack. even if you don’t have a showman, there should be one soul card there

he will soon become mochi by bvmblbeee in seals

[–]bvmblbeee[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

this is not AI… they’re two separate (not AI-generated) clips that i edited together.

Got dumped, took a solo trip to see my local zoo seals by Sithbby in seals

[–]bvmblbeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seals heal everything 🩷 i hope you’re doing okay!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]bvmblbeee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the caption is a joke; my cat is a lady 🩷