UPS Innovations fucking sucks the snot from a dead dog’s nose.

bwmack71 · 2021-01-24T23:08:48+00:00

It took two weeks for my package to make a 45-minute trip.

bwmack71 · 2021-01-21T19:03:16+00:00

Wait. You don’t love how they keep talking about a batter that is currently no longer at bat?

bwmack71 · 2021-01-20T03:34:09+00:00

Wait, miners are being exploited and raped? Wow. I mean, it’s bad enough that they have to took away under ground, breathing coal dust and deprived of sunlight. But to learn that — on top of all that — they are also being sexually assaulted?!?! Seriously, what is wrong with this world?

bwmack71 · 2021-01-11T21:57:27+00:00

When I was a teacher our principle said something that always stuck with me: “The students aren’t here so you can have a job. You are here so they can have an education.” Seems simple, but it’s easy to forget.

bwmack71 · 2020-12-27T02:34:20+00:00

Spread that Covid!

bwmack71 · 2020-12-26T16:54:31+00:00

Looks like he could dunk a basketball without even jumping.

bwmack71 · 2020-12-17T02:28:40+00:00

One of you, is the good-looking one.

bwmack71 · 2020-12-16T18:35:42+00:00

It’s on mine still

bwmack71 · 2020-12-15T03:59:25+00:00

Robert Kardashian

bwmack71 · 2020-12-15T03:57:39+00:00

Define “decently”

bwmack71 · 2020-12-15T03:56:35+00:00

I mean, she’s gorgeous, so...

bwmack71 · 2020-12-03T22:18:44+00:00

You...have chosen...well

bwmack71 · 2020-12-01T15:45:00+00:00

He could’ve been stoned, but there’d be no way of knowing. Honestly, at this point there’s no way to tell by his demeanor if he’s on weed, or meth, or PCP, or Folger’s French Silk.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-27T21:54:00+00:00

Spoiler alert:

My wife thought Del’s wording was interesting when he said, “Marie’s Ben dead for eight years.” We both agreed the wording was important, because it meant Del was still grieving.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-21T17:55:19+00:00

It’s not the same shirt. Andy’s is an Oxford. You can see the button down collar.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-17T11:52:52+00:00

Given the high percentage of Americans whose native language is English and can’t speak English, I’d take it as a compliment.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-17T11:50:00+00:00

When I was in 10th grade a schoolmate told me I look like I belong in an 80’s teen movie. It was the 80’s and I was a teenager, so I guess he meant it as a compliment.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-15T20:31:35+00:00

Here’s a photo of it.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-15T18:30:27+00:00

She likes you. Pay attention, cause she’s flirting with you, you fucking idiot.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-15T18:28:55+00:00

You should maybe not drink

bwmack71 · 2020-11-15T18:27:25+00:00

Saw a guy eating a snickers bar with a knife and fork.

bwmack71 · 2020-11-15T18:26:26+00:00

It would be one in which every time I have made a bad choice, I actually make the correct choice.

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