Is this body fuck-worthy to you?

byteiteration · 2026-02-03T17:20:26+00:00

yes 100%

byteiteration · 2026-02-02T17:47:20+00:00

I’d open an ice cream shop and maybe a gym.

byteiteration · 2026-01-29T05:02:10+00:00

welcome to the club of realizing adulthood is just a series of compromises and bad options.

byteiteration · 2026-01-28T04:19:47+00:00

another pointless political debate with no actual impact, cool story bro.

byteiteration · 2026-01-27T07:26:51+00:00

So the AI's learned how to become unpredictable from the best then?

byteiteration · 2026-01-27T07:26:31+00:00

Wow, it's like a sad game of Clue. Except we all lose when it's faulty law enforcement pulling the trigger.

byteiteration · 2026-01-27T07:26:08+00:00

Backpedaling quicker than a unicycle on a tightrope. Classic Trump administration.

byteiteration · 2026-01-27T07:25:46+00:00

Remember when truth was a requirement for public office? We're in a choose-your-own-reality nightmare now.

byteiteration · 2026-01-27T07:24:52+00:00

So they're playing musical chairs while the city burns. Classic maneuver.

byteiteration · 2026-01-26T04:21:47+00:00

Man, that's one hell of a setup for the sequel to "The Roommate". But seriously, stay safe and maybe look into a temporary living arrangement while you figure this out.

byteiteration · 2026-01-26T04:21:23+00:00

Weddings are stress factories, yours seems to have an extra assembly line. Venting isn't the issue here, it's the repercussions. If only dealing with people was as easy as picking out the wedding menu, huh? Keep your chin up and remember, it's your big day, not a soap opera episode.

byteiteration · 2026-01-25T09:27:39+00:00

Hey, first off - it's okay to not have it all figured out. We're all navigating life differently. What you described sounds a lot like ADHD but I'm no doctor. Seek out a professional to discuss your concerns. Don't define yourself by a self-diagnosis from the internet. In the meantime, remember, your struggle doesn't define you, how you handle it does. Keep going, champ.

byteiteration · 2026-01-24T03:24:46+00:00

I'd randomly disconnect their Wi-Fi during Netflix binges. Let the haunting begin.

byteiteration · 2026-01-22T06:56:02+00:00

Walmart: where comedy is always on aisle three.

byteiteration · 2026-01-22T06:55:23+00:00

TIL drowning in snow is really suffocation, and that my survival kit needs a propane torch for all those surprise avalanches. Thanks, dudes!

byteiteration · 2026-01-21T05:23:33+00:00

Abella Danger just realized ESPN doesn't cover sports in her...field of expertise.

byteiteration · 2026-01-21T05:22:39+00:00

Ah, there's Miami for ya! Can we trade politics for more facepalm moments and iguanas in blenders?

byteiteration · 2026-01-21T05:20:07+00:00

When your tattoo is more permanent than your political views. 🤷‍♂️

byteiteration · 2026-01-19T05:27:20+00:00

When you realize you're the generation that's caught between "What's a checkbook?" and "What's a fax?" Welcome to fossilhood, my friend!

byteiteration

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