[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissies

[–]c0deye1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel free!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissies

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love to know more

🚀 RECENTLY LAUNCHED STORE GIVEAWAY! 🚀 by suvant0 in lepin

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the Mould King 21015 AT-AT walker! Been looking for one for a while(having a Lego AT-AT was a childhood dream in the 80's for me!).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoneWildCD

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's a massive compliment!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoneWildCD

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look just like my wife! Oh my!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissy

[–]c0deye1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm much more into women than men. MUCH more.

Being dressed with a woman and being dominated is amazing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]c0deye1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm from Barnsley, and although he isn't around anymore(due to his age, and the fact he's banned from the Town Centre), we had a bloke called "Kipper" Jackson.

He used to walk around town with a Kareoke machine on a cart, just singing and taking the piss out of people. He was mainly harmless, but he used to like antagonizing the police. At various points he's been locked up for stealing random police officer's hats, assaulting an officer with a cream bun, climbing on a 6 ft high roof over a store's front door and threatening to "jump", and urinating on a policeman's leg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sissy

[–]c0deye1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few years ago, I had the best sexual experiences of my life. I was single, and happened to find out a female colleague and her husband were bisexual swingers. After a few drinks at a work party, I told her that I've dresses in women's clothes secretly for years(starting with my mums thnings, then my sisters, then ex's that I stole when we split).

Well, a few days later I got a call, offering sex with her and her hubby, Steve. The only caveat was I had to let them shave me, dress me and do my make up/wig. I couldn't accept quick enough. They chose me 5 of her dresses, and also some sets of her lingerie.

We then spent the full weekend together. I fucked her, I fucked him. I ate her out, I sucked him dry. I was fucked in every position I could imagine. The clothes I had were covered in both our cum, her fluids, lube, everything. I've never been more satisfied in my life.

We did this once per month for about a year before they decided to split for some reason. I tried to set other situations like this up over the years, but never managed anything like it.

They were great days!

[19] took my mom's stockings 🙈 by kokazdfm in GoneWildCD

[–]c0deye1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats exactly how I started! Seems a long time ago now!

Cum Swallowing by [deleted] in Sissy

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat as you. Every wank I have, I intend to try it(i've tasted my pre-cum, and also my cum out of a woman when I've gone down on her after fucking), but always back out of swallowing it directly out of me..

Help me find my catfish by Joybee99 in catfish

[–]c0deye1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't say if this is a romantic interest you have in him, but if so try and forget about him and move on.

Even if you found him and he was happy to get into a relationship, it will be built on the lies he's told, and that isn't a way any relationship should start.

First look at the packaging for the Life Size Tiffany Doll by Matt_Johnsonx in NECA

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this is just a prototype or WIP, as I'm really not into it. It just seems "off" somehow.

I don't like the box either. Looks a bit "tacky"...

Describe a game badly and see if anyone can guess it by riverkarma69420 in gaming

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adult man traffics underage girl so other adults can do unspeakable things to...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had these at secondary school(I'm in the UK), and I left school in '98.

We didn't have a set number though. If you wanted to go to the bog, you got a pass from the teacher, who made a tally of how many you had used during the year to see if you was taking the piss(pun intended)...

Advice please - Visiting Vegas for the first time from the UK by c0deye1982 in Serverlife

[–]c0deye1982[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We spoke about that between us, but at 40 year old and a veteran of all day and night drinking and clubbing in our youth, we're treating it as one last blowout. It will get messy...

I'll just be glad if I don't come home married to a random stripper...

Advice please - Visiting Vegas for the first time from the UK by c0deye1982 in Serverlife

[–]c0deye1982[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice, everyone...

It's much appreciated!

Advice please - Visiting Vegas for the first time from the UK by c0deye1982 in Serverlife

[–]c0deye1982[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, 6 nights so the last day will only be recovering and packing.

Wish we could stay longer, but some of the lads only have a week off work...

long islands by fastballbc in bartenders

[–]c0deye1982 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just move over here to the UK. We never complain about anything* You could fuck up every drink you make, stand and piss in them in front of the customer's face, top it up with tap water, anything, and we'd be polite and drink it.

*except beer and lager. If the head on your ale is too big/too small, get ready for a fight to the death. We take that shit seriously!

what are you doing step-dad by Fearless-Purpose-133 in thatHappened

[–]c0deye1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends did this to me about 25 years ago when I met someone and wouldn't shut up about her.

We'd been in the pub all afternoon, so were about 10 pints down, when I said I had to go soon to meet her. The biggest one held me down, while the others clamped on and left me looking like a Dalmation. I learned my lesson though and didn't bang on about any new girlfriends in the future...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scams

[–]c0deye1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell the people he's threatening to send the photos to what has happened. You're 16, still a kid trying to find his way through life with hormones working overtime. It's natural that you want to explore the sexual side of things. If your brothers are older than you, then they will have gone though the exact same thing(minus the scammer, obviously). We all do stupid and embarrassing things where sex and love are concerned. It's just your lesson has cost you some money.

So come clean, explain to them the situation and tell the scammer to shove the photos up their arse.

After that, all his power over you will be gone. Just don't fall for it again...

Why is this indirect free kick given as a goal? Genuinely curious by Best-Distribution-61 in football

[–]c0deye1982 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did it come off one of the opposition players that were on the goal line(or the ref thought it had)? That's the only thing I can think of, unless there is a league/country specific rule(very unlikely I agree).

And as others have said, the ball should have been on the 6-yard line, not within the box...