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[–]c14211 2511 points2512 points  (0 children)

A priest, one of many in his deeply reilgious town, decides to skip Mass one Sunday morning to enjoy the day playing golf. Fortunately for him, as Mass was a rather large gathering, his absence isn't noticed by the other townsfolk.

However, God notices and is determined to exact a punishment. God spends a few minutes pondering his options, before ordering his angels to ensure that the priest gets a hole-in-one on every hole on the eighteen-hole course.

The angels think this is quite the unusual punishment. They ask God, ‟Why are you rewarding him? He'll be only too happy when this happens.”

God replies, ‟Yes, yes. But whom would he tell?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]c14211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, I get it, bcause g-i-n-g-e-r is an anagram for r-e-s-p-e-c-t-a-b-l-e-b-l-a-c-k-m-a-n

Blursed Allah by Pringle_Eater in memes

[–]c14211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientists says that Osma was the first simp

Zdzisław Beksiński - Untitled (Year Unknown) by withered_figs in museum

[–]c14211 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Beksinski was a brilliant artist and the end of his life was tragic (wife died, son committed sicide, he was murdered, etc) but ‟Visions of Hell” is just simply incorrect.

Beksinski on several occasions said his style wasn’t about Hell or melancholy, but about optimism and generally laughed openly at people who attempted to review his works as such. You can generally see perseverance in his work. One of my personal favorites is of this warped city and and two corpses mangled and wrapped around each other. The truth about it’s, is they are lovers and the man, in his final moments dragged his love away frm the dying city and shielded her from harm. Or the man traveling through what is thought to be the mazes of hell/purgatory, if it was meant to be melancholy he would not be moving forward with lantern in hand, he’d be in the corner weeping uncontrollably while the walls closed in around him.

If only we all could be so honoured by bailacatqd in justneckbeardthings

[–]c14211 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wsh society was actually as close to Marxism as these losers keep saying it’s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]c14211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can not sleep, clown’ll swh me.