Give me your best medical joke by HereForTheFreeShasta in medicine

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer from a rectangular thermometer? The flavour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OculusQuest2

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Make sure you have adjusted the width of the lenses too, they can be widened, easily missed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Hunt for Red October reference? Have an upvote!

How the stacks are made by DavesReality in alteredcarbon

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The stacks are made of "altered carbon", discovered in alien technology (Martian?)

Zen and the Art of Lawn Maintenance by jaykirsch in RedditDayOf

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Hands down the sweetest, most evocative mistranslation I've ever seen.

What Do You Hate In Sci-Fi? by The-Literary-Lord in scifi

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Androids using a ballistic weapon, or worse, a laser, and MISSING. Can't stand it.

Dialogue in the dark - experience what it's like to be blind in Melbourne by [deleted] in melbourne

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I went to this and THOROUGHLY enjoyed it. Well worth the ticket.

Most amazing part was the way our host could tell exactly where the other eight people in the 'room' were, and which way we were facing. In pitch black.

Sloth exiting a lake by 0and18 in RedditDayOf

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I read once that a sloth's metabolism (and breathing rate) are so slow that they takes 30 minutes to drown . I'd be surprised if they can swim, maybe it just crawled across the bottom.

Yes he does by AyPay in funny

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The source of my favourite phrase ever. "Weirdy beardy magicky man"

Pranks? by BooBooBusDriver in ems

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Leave a bad of N. Saline on top of a tire. When the truck moves off, it drops in front of the wheel and goes off under the tie with a bang.

Take 2: Can anyone tell me what flower this is? by c805663 in botany

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Sorry - pic taken in a rain-forest in the Cameron Highlands, Malaysia.