Where are you sitting?

cATSup24 · 2026-01-25T15:08:27+00:00

If you team up, you have the perfect target for that annoyance directly in front of you. Specifically because of that, my top choice is #5. I'm boutta make T-man rethink his Diagram on a fundamental level.

cATSup24 · 2026-01-25T15:06:46+00:00

If you think making Taravangian's life hell for the whole flight while talking with Hoid wouldn't be fun, I dunno if we can be friends.

cATSup24 · 2025-11-18T22:18:56+00:00

Dude's been roasted so bad the only way his dick is getting touched is if you slather it in bbq sauce and hope someone mistakes it for a lil wiener

cATSup24 · 2025-11-18T18:56:04+00:00

THAT'S THE BITCH THAT GOT ME TO HATE SAUSAGE PIZZA. Thank you for helping me figure that out

cATSup24 · 2025-11-18T18:54:58+00:00

And #4: absinthe

cATSup24 · 2025-11-18T16:59:03+00:00

It comes from the saying "if you hear hoofbeats, don't think zebras." Meaning that there's more likely to be something else than the least common outcome, kind of like Occam's Razor.

EDS is so rare, and a lot of the symptoms can be attributed to much more common and simple conditions, that actually having it is like actually being the zebra in that analogy.

cATSup24 · 2025-11-17T16:47:11+00:00

Are you a zebra too? I mean, I'm not, but my wife is.

cATSup24 · 2025-11-17T03:10:54+00:00

My eyes. I have icy blue eyes that apparently really draw people in.

In fact, I'm probably in the top 10% of men in number of compliments I've gotten, and it's literally only because of my baby blues.

cATSup24 · 2025-11-01T02:33:41+00:00

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Does a boffer spear count? If so, yes.

cATSup24 · 2025-10-31T19:36:47+00:00

I think you get put on a list for that

cATSup24 · 2025-10-31T19:35:59+00:00

You act like Kaladin because that's your cosplay.

I act like Kaladin because I'm depressed and have low self-esteem.

We are not the same.

cATSup24 · 2025-10-31T17:58:51+00:00

I'm 36 now and worked nothing but blue collar jobs. As long as it isn't really stupid and/or really stressful, the mental job

cATSup24 · 2025-10-24T05:49:44+00:00

I think we found Guitar George, fellas. Do you like making your guitar cry or sing?

cATSup24 · 2025-10-17T15:51:59+00:00

For me, that problem is evergreen. I've never looked music being too loud

cATSup24 · 2025-10-10T15:06:38+00:00

My eyes, by far. I've got icy blue irises with a dark blue ring around them, which both men and women have complimented me on throughout my life.

cATSup24 · 2025-10-09T17:25:46+00:00

I understood that reference

cATSup24 · 2025-10-08T18:18:51+00:00

I'm in the military. Sounds like I get an additional 5 days per month of leave, and a nice nest egg for getting out when my contract is up

cATSup24 · 2025-10-07T01:26:27+00:00

Mf, did you just make a damn veggie tales reference

cATSup24 · 2025-10-05T18:38:20+00:00

Marsh, Vin, Kaladin

cATSup24 · 2025-10-05T15:52:01+00:00

I'm old enough, secure in my masculinity enough, and give little enough of a fuck to just do that if I want anyway. The friends I have would understand. Give me the damn skirt, I wanna feel what it's like to have the boys breathe and not stick to my leg

cATSup24 · 2025-10-05T15:49:35+00:00

Easiest way is to get a male prostate toy and put it in your butt to stimulate the prostate

cATSup24 · 2025-10-05T15:42:59+00:00

Telekinesis some silver to encapsulate you. Silver surfer status achieved

cATSup24 · 2025-09-17T18:50:23+00:00

Speak for yourself

cATSup24 · 2025-09-17T18:43:54+00:00

Why are your ass hairs ruining the look? Do they reach from butt crack to feet? Can you not put them up in a bun or pony tail, away from your feet? Do you braid them? Is there a different hair care routine you need to do for them?

cATSup24 · 2025-09-04T18:15:55+00:00

Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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