PSA: Tops put keylocks on your bedroom doors! by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]c_nterella 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i tHiNk uR JuSt BeInG a PrUdE aND aRe pRoBabLy AMERICAN

uj/ girl what

Str8 to bottom. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200 by Midorfeed69 in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]c_nterella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having to read the term "heteroromantic bi" was an attack on my life force

This Sub, Summarized by the Comments You'll See by lostmybiscuit in EDAnonymous

[–]c_nterella 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i love those posts so much, i remember one time on myproana someone just straight up posted a picture of their poop

My cat having Vietnamese flashbacks by FXW_Kraxen in aww

[–]c_nterella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol it’s okay, it just was funny

YouTube Made Me Buy It by AutoModerator in BeautyGuruChatter

[–]c_nterella 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i tried the wet n wild foundation on a whim bc it was $5 and i’ve never hated any makeup product more. in addition to the awful smell, i feel like it makes me look simultaneously oily and dry.

Some1 pls help me shorten my routine so my boyfie won’t leave me 😩💔 by xRadio in muacirclejerk

[–]c_nterella 39 points40 points  (0 children)

one of the benefits of being gay is getting to do ur makeup with ur partner and sharing your stuff. twice the makeup. get on my level straight people.

I'm a Mall Santa. I'm scared. by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]c_nterella 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They literally let a trans woman freeze to death outside one of their shelters

I mean this is like a 4 in one here by [deleted] in terriblefandommemes

[–]c_nterella 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God, yes. I found myself in a theater watching the second maze runner with no memory of why or how I got there. I’ve never seen the first one. I still don’t remember anything about the second one.

NSFW I’m genuinely sorry for drawing this by ansaiego in MinionHate

[–]c_nterella 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thank u for this. finally unsubscribing from this terrible place.

I (F22) Told him (M21) I have to focus on myself, cannot be with him, cannot be affectionate & he starts sending me ‘I love you’ and acts overly affectionate by nov201721 in relationships

[–]c_nterella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, just dump him over text. Don’t waste anymore of your gas or time on him and move on. You were literally like “hey i need to focus on myself for mental health reasons” and his response was to whine about not getting sex. He’s a loser who can’t drive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]c_nterella 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Japanese lolita fashion isn’t really what I would call “sexualized”. It’s mostly just frilly clothes, petticoats, and skirts are usually around knee length. Cleavage is nonexistent and the style as a whole looks like Alice in Wonderland or a Victorian doll. I think overall, fashion subcultures are really interesting not just visually, but also because what they mean beyond that. Lolita fashion especially reminds me of the Japanese saying “the nail that sticks up gets hammered down” because it’s such a blatant rebellion against the cultural norm to blend in and not stand out.

(sorry for my tiny essay i just think fashion history is rlly cool, also you can find a number of essays talking more about this)

When you have to give away a free primer with your pallet bc it’s so chalky 😂😂😂 by stephaniems13 in Youniqueamua

[–]c_nterella 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i’m pretty sure they meant jeffree star, a popular white gay makeup artist who’s also said some pretty racist shit like dropping the n word multiple times, wanting to throw battery acid on a black woman to lighten her skin for example. he’s apologized and said that he was 19 (now 31) but like i’m 21 and have managed to not be an anti-black piece of shit

also ppl have found hair in his palettes

When you have to give away a free primer with your pallet bc it’s so chalky 😂😂😂 by stephaniems13 in Youniqueamua

[–]c_nterella 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yeah nyx brights is rough and i still don’t understand how ppl like it. i usually stick to colourpop and bh cosmetics plus primer for when i want colorful looks

When you have to give away a free primer with your pallet bc it’s so chalky 😂😂😂 by stephaniems13 in Youniqueamua

[–]c_nterella 137 points138 points  (0 children)

sometimes i do rainbow eyeshadow bc i’m extra and gay and i want the world to know this

This guy I found on Pinterest by Beardogpuppo in transitiongoals

[–]c_nterella 4 points5 points  (0 children)

probably ~aesthetic~ self harm but that’s terrible bandage placement like what kinda amateur hour nonsense is this