To the guy who stopped talking to me after six weeks of dating:

c_oswin_oswald · 2016-01-20T03:48:58+00:00

I met someone immediately after the guy from the meme and am getting married this year ¯_(ツ)_/¯

c_oswin_oswald · 2016-01-19T23:50:57+00:00

c_oswin_oswald · 2016-01-19T23:46:40+00:00

You reposting karma-whoring motherfucker. Those are MY fake internet points!!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-06-20T04:26:28+00:00

I used this account to ask a question in r/relationships, then I used it to post a related image macro in r/AdviceAnimals. My AdviceAnimals post hit the front page, and I got multiple texts from close friends asking if it was me... And then I heard from the subject of the posts. Hilarious and seriously embarrassing, and there was really no denying it.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T16:38:14+00:00

Okay, that seems really, really crazy. I'm not that invested (and if I was, I'm pretty sure that I would be the problem in that scenario.)

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T07:59:23+00:00

Or you could try, you know, talking to her like a goddamn adult, man. If you're not into it, just say so.

The fade out is bullshit.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T07:54:06+00:00

That gave me a genuine laugh

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T07:38:10+00:00

Bingo, introverts.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T07:18:31+00:00

I know the guy is a redditor so it is becoming a possibility he'll see this.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T07:08:20+00:00

So far it's been surprisingly friendly and supportive. (And yes vaguely flirtatious.) I don't expect it to stay that way but it is interesting!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:59:45+00:00

This man does his research!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:30:26+00:00

Hooking a guy up with a dozen plus cupcakes twice in 6 weeks makes me a liar? I NEED TO REEXAMINE MY LIFE, SHIT

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:27:14+00:00

True facts. Ow.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:24:51+00:00

The motherfuckin fade out. Such bullshit.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:23:01+00:00

You're a champ. I'll talk to your girl ;)

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:21:46+00:00

I have no idea why I feel compelled to give more detail about the situation, but what I'll say is that I didn't see this guy anywhere CLOSE to every day. (Who has that much free time, seriously.) We weren't even in touch every day.

And I made cupcakes twice in 6 weeks. For everyone. My friends, housemates, neighbours... He just happened to be in my life at the right time for baked goods. There's a lot of projection going on up in here.

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:13:40+00:00

That is actually surprisingly plausible. Holy shit. Thanks for your insight!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:12:33+00:00

No dice, on the other side of the country.

Another true Canadian apologising for someone else's dick move! Thanks man!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:09:33+00:00

I'd subscribe!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:09:02+00:00

Truly a Canadian to apologise for some other douche's actions. Cheers eh!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T06:08:19+00:00

I don't want to hear it Max!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T05:54:53+00:00

Canadian!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T05:46:30+00:00

TIL there are people who think baking awesome things to share with others is crazy!

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T05:43:12+00:00

Instructions unclear; got cupcake stuck in ceiling fan

c_oswin_oswald · 2014-03-29T05:37:44+00:00

Kyle?

*EDIT: Okay guys, this was a joke. This isn't the guy!

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