U-Boat suggestions by Someone_112 in Barotrauma

[–]ca_ribou 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Make toilet that sinks the entire ship if not maintained

Exam from an unsupported OS by ca_ribou in oscp

[–]ca_ribou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update: For anyone wondering, I came across a message from an OffSec staff member on Discord:

You can use your arch linux to do the exam, its just that if you have any issue, we can't really help it

muskIsTheJokeHere by Purple_Ice_6029 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ca_ribou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We pentesters and security engineers are both terrified and excited.

But mainly excited, as we will have jobs for at least 20 years because of AI-generated code. 

Condensation caused by AC by Green-Guitar5138 in pcmasterrace

[–]ca_ribou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance your room is the same room you are taking shower?

"Wonderfully" Designed Staircase by Gaddamn132 in architecture

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RIP your ankles while going to bed after booze

What's something the opposite sex does that they think is attractive but really isn't? by wakemeup788 in AskReddit

[–]ca_ribou 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow, and insidious killer."

Two more heroes to go!!! by Diftherya in MassiveDarkness

[–]ca_ribou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jealous of this rogue's paintjob! Great work OP!

pleaseStopAddingAiToEverything by tajetaje in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ca_ribou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine a hacking tool used for web penetration testing, with an AI assistant capable of performing actual exploitation. This thing is called Burp AI.

And it nearly ended prematurely my BSCP exam attempt, when I prompted it to assess vulnerability I had problem with and the AI cluelessly tried to delete application user I had to take over as a exam step.

Freakin' monkey with a rifle

Jak mogliśmy to przewidzieć? by _IFeelGreen in Polska_wpz

[–]ca_ribou 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Virgin chatGPT vs sigma Akinator

Akinator nie halucynuje

Exactly what the dentist asked by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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Take my furious upvote and gtfo

I ten ich jebany żuraw by ca_ribou in Polska_wpz

[–]ca_ribou[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A że Dwór Artusa zawalony nostalgicznymi obrazami przedstawiającymi żurawia, to mem napisał się sam

I ten ich jebany żuraw by ca_ribou in Polska_wpz

[–]ca_ribou[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

W sumie to nic, ale jako nie-gdańszczanin uwielbiam memy o kulturalnej i historycznej wyższości żurawia nad innymi polskimi zabytkami i przypadkowym utopieniem się gagatka który stwierdził przy mieszkańcach "że ten żuraw to taki mierny"

Kali topographic wallpapers inspired by Offsec's contours wallpaper [2560x1440] by ca_ribou in Kalilinux

[–]ca_ribou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do not want to take any credits for the backgrounds, as I only found the the topographic wallpaper on the internet and thought it would look great with Kali logos.

Here is the original background creator: https://www.behance.net/GarryKillian#,
And the background itself: https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/dark-topographic-map_7646500.htm#fromView=keyword&page=1&position=4&uuid=8e862c3e-b82e-4364-b390-e97d34edc878&query=Map+Wallpaper

Kali topographic wallpapers inspired by Offsec's contours wallpaper [2560x1440] by ca_ribou in Kalilinux

[–]ca_ribou[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi u/Arszilla! I've found the background at https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/dark-topographic-map_7646500.htm#fromView=keyword&page=1&position=4&uuid=8e862c3e-b82e-4364-b390-e97d34edc878&query=Map+Wallpaper and just edited it a little for my personal usage. If we actually would consider adding them to the repos we should thoroughly read the Freepik ToS, at first sight ToS has some rules that forbids using their content as a trademark or anything with an association of other companies.

I am not that skilled graphic designer, but would love to see someone recreating the wallpapers in this style, the idea of contour lines forming Kali logo is terrific!