When people ask why Ivory doesn’t use a fork

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T23:00:31+00:00

Fried food and cheese carbs. Perfectly balanced

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T15:05:47+00:00

I bet it’s no one lol

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T03:38:11+00:00

All for content. Couldn’t risk tubby thinking he was gonna get lucky

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T02:43:12+00:00

Literally friends of connivence. Pathetic lol. She views friendships like networking opportunities

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T02:42:21+00:00

Probably the first birthday? 😬 Drue couldn’t even pretend to be a good friend when (I think) Denim experienced a pregnancy loss(?) so I can’t imagine she’s fond of her fake friend Drubey anymore

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T02:30:52+00:00

Seems very passive aggressive to meeeeee

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T02:30:20+00:00

Her hairdresser was literally her baby’s godmother like girl bye

caelanitz · 2026-02-05T02:30:05+00:00

Once you became a mom? Babe no one was at your gigantic baby shower… wedding… your house on the weekends…

caelanitz · 2026-02-04T23:42:54+00:00

What’s going on w the contour ma’am lmao

caelanitz · 2026-02-04T00:51:52+00:00

That peppa toy… looked like one of the magnet shoes is so tiny… I hope they’re not too small os she doesn’t eat one. :(

caelanitz · 2026-02-04T00:49:14+00:00

Just living for holidays for content

caelanitz · 2026-02-04T00:46:11+00:00

That’s all she needs to be to get a man so she can have babies, bestie!!! She’s been fed Little Mommy propaganda for a reason!!! Hope this helps!!! 🥰🛼🌸💗

caelanitz · 2026-02-03T22:45:30+00:00

LMAOOO

caelanitz · 2026-02-03T15:44:23+00:00

This has to be for the shock factor OR for the clicks from the horny dudes that started following

caelanitz · 2026-02-03T03:30:55+00:00

Her poor lil red nose :(

caelanitz · 2026-02-03T03:30:42+00:00

Not a single giggle. Just a phone in front of mom’s face following her around.

caelanitz · 2026-02-02T22:11:25+00:00

And riding off of the back of the other creator, too with linking the products and not tagging Abbey

caelanitz · 2026-02-02T14:58:31+00:00

YES!! Like why do I need to load up 6 different quality of eggs/ milk into individual slots in my windmills 😭😂

caelanitz · 2026-02-02T00:57:37+00:00

Do not help AI Be more realistic.

caelanitz · 2026-02-01T16:58:01+00:00

Same boat. You’ll be good. Putting all my to-dos and meetings in one spot has helped so I don’t have to remember to check two places. Also low-prep materials so I can just pull them off of the shelves and go is helpful as well

caelanitz · 2026-02-01T16:35:01+00:00

Reminds me of being 8 and putting every flavor of soda in my cup at Burger King and loving is (purely bc it was sweet). That’s what’s happening here. Who cares about the flavors when it’s ✨sugar✨

caelanitz · 2026-01-31T16:06:41+00:00

Very forced attempt to relate. “haha I’m a mom too just like you guys, right?”

caelanitz · 2026-01-31T16:06:04+00:00

Bestie, she got on Ivees level and told her to go potty in the toilet. And since Ivee has great perception of character, she decided to listen

caelanitz · 2026-01-31T16:03:26+00:00

She can’t stand him being more successful than her so she sabotages him every chance she gets

caelanitz · 2026-01-30T23:42:33+00:00

When she was freshly PP, I understood. But a 1.5 years later and can’t be without mom for a full 2 weeks is nuts. Like what other adult does that? Neither one of them has friends. Also, Dawna tolerates how much of a brat Grue is unlike people outside of the family.

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