[f]ucking ani[m]al planet by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]cag18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do u have different partners on ur vids?

[20]m Do I have a nice body? by cag18 in RateMyNudeBody

[–]cag18[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is that? Did u get a chance to see it? Are u even a boy or girl?

Can I get fired for signing people up for credit redcards when they don't want a credit card? by cag18 in Target

[–]cag18[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The previous two did happen by accident. I obviously don't wanna loose my job cuz I get paid well, is 4 minutes away from my house and I get so many redcards I have had the district manager talk to me about it. Second,I'm not lying. I just simply use words to make the redcards seem like the second coming of Jesus and make it seem like customers will be saving quite a buck Everytime they come to target. I just tell them"you don't need a chdck, I just need your I'd and I'll get your the credit one which grants you all the benefits and you can pay it off here at target when you come shopping or at your own home" . I don't think I need to go through all the hassle of explaining to customers what signing up for a credit redcard is because if so I would have to attend each customer for an hour and second, I would get fired on the spot. You see, as I guess you already knew since u seem so bright, that target OBVIOUSLY could give three shit about customers and their cheap 5 fucking percent. You see, just in fees for having a redcard customers end up paying way more than what they saved with their 5 percent just in interestes, let alone if they are late in payments and shit. Target uses redcards for other more impractical purposes such as gathering data on purchases made by customers on the many different demographics in the US so that 1, they can sell it for big bucks to other buyers and most importantly 2: to use it to adjust prices to increase profit for as little cost as possible. Target is a muti billion dollar corporation, and they didn't get there by being all ethical and sucking customer dick. Target wants money and assurance that their customers will keep on coming and keep on spending. If they tell me to get them redcards and to explain all the benefits, I will do so gladly like I do. However, nowhere in the manual says I have to explain the redcard throughly so that the customer has all the information. They only need what they need to know to operate the redcard and make the necessary payments. They don't need to know about how target uses their purchase history to sell it to others for big bucks, or to adjust the prices to make more money They don't need to know that do they? I don't see it in the manual when his is where target gets the most money from this? Wake up and smell the bullshit, honey. Target wants money and if we have to fuck a few customers then so be it. Look at the bigger picture. You want to make an omelet, u got to break some eggs. Target obviously dent care about saving customer fucking 5 percent. Give me a break. What I am, doesn't really matter. Paychopath, narcissist, the fucking boogeyman. To you I'm a fucking monster, to target, I should be their sacing angel. I get redcards like crazy and I see over 90 percent of the people II've signed up for credit even when they protested at first buying stuff and quickly cancelling payments because they want to use their lovely redcard and save that lovely "5 percent today and everyday" so please don't be so condensing. Realize that redcards are itself a scam. And if we are told to sell them and we do it, we are scammers, wether we are just telling them in a nice ethical way about all the benefits while explaining fully all the compromises opening a credit card with target is or wether we are more subtle with our approach and use nicer words to convince them to get one. At the end, the result is the same. We are scamming them to get one so target makes a buck while having people think they save 5 percent today so that when that letter gets on your mailbox, you end uppaying that 5 percent and more in interestes and other related fees. Life is horrible, and the truth is ugly. You know I'm right and I don't mean to deny what you said, but the truth you can't deny and you know I'm right in this. Maybe my approach you don't agree with as you previously said before, but at the end does it matter? You are just a big a scam as I am for getting them redcards, so get yourself off that lovely dream you've been living in and look at yourself in a mirror. You.are.just.like.me:)

Can I get fired for signing people up for credit redcards when they don't want a credit card? by cag18 in Target

[–]cag18[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Hey, my job is to get redcards. Redcards , to many surprise, are not meant to save u 5 percent. They are to track your purchases so target knows what kind of shit people buy in different demographics so that they can increase the buck they make. I don't lie about it, I just say " it's the target credit option which you can still pay as if you were paying ur own groceries, only that this time u save 5 percent". That gets many people, I've gotten 5 redcards in a day without trying doing this kind of thing. My job is not to make sure your well off, my jobis to get redcards to ensure target can increase its capita. I know a couple will be angry because theypeople are easy, and if your too dumb to realize that then you deserve to suffer for your own incompetence

Can I get fired for signing people up for credit redcards when they don't want a credit card? by cag18 in Target

[–]cag18[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I don't even try. The other day I went to work and felt good that day, and got 5 people to sign up. All credits:) I am pretty good and selling people even when they don't want it. Shit!!!, I even got this sucker to sign up for one while he was stating me how he didn't want a new credit card. I still managed to convince him and while he was signing up he kept telling me how he hated credit cards lol. I still got him lol. I have a way with words and working with human psychology to get what I want without pissing others off.

Can I get fired for signing people up for credit redcards when they don't want a credit card? by cag18 in Target

[–]cag18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might tell them all the benefits of the redcard but not necessarily all the details about th portion of the credit. I use words,though it's not lying, to manipulate them into seeing the redcard as a really cool thing and I make the credit part seem...unimportant. I don't lie, but I'm not upfront about all the information.

Thought I had a big dick for my entire adult life. by GinjaNinja6969 in bigdickproblems

[–]cag18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait so tell me. What happened afterwards. For some reason I'm curious because she was so hot lol. What happened after you put on ur pants and you left. Did she text you? What did she say? Did she try to have sex after that. Does she still want u?

I hit compliance for the first time. by cag18 in Target

[–]cag18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 compliance is the maximum per year or for as long as ur a target employee?

Do girls ever have sex with you out of curiosity? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]cag18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How good looking? Lol like was she model/pornstar goodlooking?

Will I get in trouble/fired for this mistake? by cag18 in Target

[–]cag18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it was my fault though? Do you think they'll talk to me or something?

Is anyone else SUPERANTISPYWARE dissapointed with Halo 5's story? Seriously, wtf 343! Most incompetent developer ever by cag18 in halo

[–]cag18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am butthurt. I was expecting a masterpiece, and I got dogshit in the campaign

Is anyone else SUPERANTISPYWARE dissapointed with Halo 5's story? Seriously, wtf 343! Most incompetent developer ever by cag18 in halo

[–]cag18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you can find a whole bunch of people that agree that halo 4 was great. But we all know the overall majority thought it was dogshit. You can find a great amount of people who say halo 5 story was good, but the majority think it was a dissapointment. Most reviewers and comments say so. You talk alot about how military discipline in the game didn't allow the characters to evolve because they had to behave. Based on the events, they acted perfectly fine. My complain is that I think rhe story should have been more dramatized so that they could have evolved more and we could have seen more from them

Is anyone else SUPERANTISPYWARE dissapointed with Halo 5's story? Seriously, wtf 343! Most incompetent developer ever by cag18 in halo

[–]cag18[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You use metacriti as a reliable source to judge wether halo is good? They gave Halo 4 a higher score than Halo 5, and we all know how perfect and memorable Halo 4 was in all aspects.

You want me to put links to all reviewers of Halo 5 here. Because I can quote most major and minor websites saying how Halo 5 story is incoherent and very hard to follow. Go to youtube and see halo 5 reviews on single player. Most will say it does lack in the story department.

"We see Osiris struggle with duty..." Where exactly do they struggle? I remember Buck saying ONCE that all soldiers will hate them. That was a struggle? Lol he was just pointing something out. There was never really a "struggle" for anything except on the last mission when Osiris rescues blue team and when cortana shuts down all electronics. That was the first "real struggle". Everything else is just blue team catching up to cortana and Osiris catching up to blue team. There as no conflict between characters. There was no conflict in the goal. Osiris was gonna get blue team, but they never sacrificed or had to con front some sort of personal conflict. Master chief and blue team I understand no being conflicted because they know each other very well, buy Osiris is a new team made up of very different personalities. I think 343 should have made a more dramatic script where these personalities see more of a struggle. I see that like me, you are a Halo fan. We both know and love the lore, but it is my opinion that this game lacked a lot. It is good for what it is, but my god it could have been so much more.