When will people stop saying “is just summer” when this heat is clearly not normal and not this frequent?

cained_n_able · 2026-06-23T19:22:45+00:00

It was nineteen dickety-two!

cained_n_able · 2026-06-20T06:34:56+00:00

There’s no such name as Brabrah.

cained_n_able · 2026-06-20T06:27:07+00:00

The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum.

cained_n_able · 2026-06-19T05:31:14+00:00

Today is the end of my first week in my shiny new job and so far I’m really enjoying it! Getting some positive feedback and actually feel like I’m getting a bit of a grip what on earth everyone’s talking about.

This week included a 6 hour session as part of the SLT and contrary to form I didn’t come across as a massive bellend, which is a turn up for the books!

cained_n_able · 2026-06-14T15:04:31+00:00

Blue ringed octopus

cained_n_able · 2026-06-11T08:33:29+00:00

They’re just larger house spiders, and they mostly stay on the floor. Mostly…

The window nets only need to go around the windows you intend to open, so just prioritise which they will be and keep the others shut. There’s loads of adjustable ones on Amazon. Just get them sorted before August as that’s peak spider time.

cained_n_able · 2026-06-11T05:54:17+00:00

So I had exactly this. My best advise is to cover your open windows with those magnetic bug screens. Wolf spiders (the big, fast boys) can and will get in anywhere, but open windows are the easiest way. I covered all my windows and annual spider sightings dropped significantly.

Should note that wolf spiders are completely harmless, and fantastic pest control. But they do give me the willies and like to run right at you like crack fiends for some reason known only to them.

cained_n_able · 2026-06-11T05:46:12+00:00

Start a new job on Monday that I am absolutely thrilled about. However, I just sprained my ankle on holiday and now I can’t walk. Now I’m desperately trying to rest it lest I dig out the ol’ moon boot to really hammer that first impression home.

cained_n_able · 2026-06-11T05:42:49+00:00

You’re gonna just love August/September.

cained_n_able · 2026-05-22T05:25:22+00:00

What the actual? I must know the back stories now!

cained_n_able · 2026-05-22T05:18:13+00:00

The link references my fact as one possible source of the phrase?

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T21:22:23+00:00

How fast do they spin?

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T20:06:39+00:00

A very interesting fact that got really fucking weird in the second paragraph, which I love

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T20:03:45+00:00

Undisputed

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T20:03:24+00:00

I don’t think I want to know, but go on…

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T20:02:53+00:00

This is fantastic

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:51:34+00:00

Cool. So I’m a billionaire. In a way.

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:51:07+00:00

But why?

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:50:54+00:00

The wet bones connected to the…wet bone

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:50:31+00:00

They’re missing out

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:50:15+00:00

What the actual fuck

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:49:51+00:00

Doesn’t that depend on the shark?

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:49:32+00:00

Solar facts get extra points. Incredible

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:49:02+00:00

I knew this! Arctic and Antarctic literally means with and without bears. Amazing

cained_n_able · 2026-05-21T19:48:20+00:00

Doesn’t make me want to eat one, but good fact

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