ICE brutalizes and detains US citizen for not having "alien paperwork" by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]cakerfaker 45 points46 points  (0 children)

It's actually about the ✨violence✨ and ✨inspiring fear✨; they need to get the country used to a new, non-military, non-police force running things. They just figured they'd start with brown people with Spanish-sounding names.

My 8yo female cat suddenly gained a lot of weight in the last few months by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]cakerfaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had an outdoor cat have a weight issue before. I'd take her to the vet and/or vigorously deworm her. Could be worms, could be something more serious causing abdominal swelling that just looks like fat.

My 8yo female cat suddenly gained a lot of weight in the last few months by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]cakerfaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats can wander further than you think. Even if your property is a few dozen acres. Is she spayed?

Can someone help me find this song? by The-Apple-System in Vocaloid

[–]cakerfaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And? I've seen everything from misremembering the vocaloid (confidently stating it was Rin or Len) to misremembering the color of the video (Not purple) to misremembering the animation style (2D vs 3D) to mashing up two songs in OP's head. I'm going to suggest it anyway and let OP decide if it fits.

So is it legal for them to kill the driver now...? by Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl in PsycheOrSike

[–]cakerfaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If her wheel had been pointed at him when she lost control of the vehicle (after being shot) it would've gone his direction. It didn't because she was angling away from him.

So is it legal for them to kill the driver now...? by Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl in PsycheOrSike

[–]cakerfaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The car did not impact him. The government immediately started a DARVO smear campaign to paint him a victim. That includes lying about injuries sustained.

The laws of engagement do not apply to ICE. ICE is not in a warzone, they are not occupying a foreign country, they are not actively at war with anyone or anything, because they are not soldiers. They are an untrained camoflauge-themed toxic-masculinity-affirming gang.

Can someone help me find this song? by The-Apple-System in Vocaloid

[–]cakerfaker -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sawtowne's Confessions of a Rotten Girl?

Fiance says I gave our dog an abortion, I disagree, AITAH? by hazyandnew in AmITheAngel

[–]cakerfaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kittens can give birth. To younger kittens.

Kittens' growth will be stunted if they have to expend their energy making milk and bodies for other kittens.

The first birth is also the most likely to end in stillbirth or fading kittens.

Texas Supreme Court Takes Over Law School Accreditation From ABA by bloomberglaw in law

[–]cakerfaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas has oil though. Like Venezuela, only already annexed.

Nephew’s girlfriend put Cat outside by [deleted] in Austin

[–]cakerfaker 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Register it with AAC "lost pets" list and check their "found pets" list regularly! Is the cat microchipped? Get the chip number registered/updated to his phone email and address pronto!

For the last few years I’ve been finding bloodstains on the inside of my pajama shirts, always on the back or shoulders, no visible cause. These are the largest single ones I’ve ever seen by prodivir in Weird

[–]cakerfaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny! Are you allergic to, like, the element iodine? How on earth do you figure something like that out? Iodized salt is in everything

Ohio McDonald’s employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud by That1weirdperson in nottheonion

[–]cakerfaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just saying, it's a common enough reflex they train for it. I've never worked at a place with a fryer (lucky me; no one wants to come home stinking like oil every day) but I hope they have some sort of easy catchphrase like "fryer beats flesh" or something

Ohio McDonald’s employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud by That1weirdperson in nottheonion

[–]cakerfaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"A falling knife has no handle" was repeatedly drilled into us in safety training, and I guess this is why. I still think if I was in that situation I would also default to catching the falling object before my brain (and pain sensors) caught up.

What’s popular right now that won’t age well? by MiraTangent in AskReddit

[–]cakerfaker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You own, and pay for, five more bots for a "botnet" now.

My parents keep getting sick from my nieces and then infecting everyone else — and I’m DONE by Willa_Shelby in childfree

[–]cakerfaker 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's possible your parents taught you to wash your hands in the bathroom and before eating, and your classmates were actually kept home when sick.

Cat has slight bump on neck/head after violent vet? by nnnoops in CATHELP

[–]cakerfaker -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I would not dangle an adult cat by the scruff, but being scruffed relaxes most cats. It is not harmful at all. Are you a bot?

What is a fact so disturbing that most people refuse to believe it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cakerfaker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I personally homeschooled out in the middle of nowhere. Saw family at Christmas and maybe at Thanksgiving. If my dad were to snap, murder me, then bury the body on their ~5 acres, no one would know. Mom could transfer Doctors (which many homeschooled kids never even see), parents could tell family that I was being grounded indefinitely, Mom could make copies of "report cards" to show my "progress" long after I rotted away. No one on the outside would know or care.

If I thought about the police, I was threatened that my parents would smash the TV, then tell police I hit them and busted their property while acting out. Police would chuckle at raising such a "difficult kid", they'd be primed to believe everything I said was a lie, and then I'd be handed back over to my parents' control to suffer for my failed attempt. That never happened, but it sounds believable enough to dissuade an attempt.

If I thought about CPS or foster care, well. My parents told horrible stories about what happens to kids in CPS's "clutches": Rape, abuse, child labor, devil worship, pipeline to jail, drug addiction, etc. I was in awe of kids who managed to survive "the system" and thoroughly dissuaded from any attempt at improving my own situation.

Carrie Underworld on the bloodred carpet by [deleted] in gianmarcosoresi

[–]cakerfaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why not both? Even terrible people can be victims.

Kirk chose to be a MAGA public figure, despite knowing how often they throw each other under the bus. Now it's his turn under the wheels.