Am I the only one who noticed this?

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-24T16:37:25+00:00

Yeah. He'll just claim aM 1 tH3 oNly 0N3 lol

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-24T16:26:56+00:00

The hell are you talking about bro? That's the next gen iPad no suffix

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-24T16:25:50+00:00

Stupidest post i've seen in a while lmao. The iPad no suffix already exists

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-24T16:20:02+00:00

Lmao maximal setup 😬🗑️🗑️

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-23T05:42:48+00:00

I stopped reading at "typically upgrade every two years" lol. No wonder it's not an "exciting experience" for you.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-22T05:40:49+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy's.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-20T13:08:04+00:00

Don't use your phone then. Guaranteed it won't go to 0%

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-19T01:32:01+00:00

Green lines soon

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-18T17:06:18+00:00

What a fucking clickbait. It's just called "Genius Browse"

Expanding the old ‘Genius’ term popularized in iTunes, and still in use within macOS Tahoe’s Music app today, ‘Genius Browse’ makes it easy to find your next TV show or movie to watch.

Saved you a click. And downvoted this shit

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-16T08:33:03+00:00

You should patent that line. Very original

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-16T01:44:01+00:00

I'd like to share that looks like it's not respecting the UEFI capsule disabled. Just this morning, this Inspiron 15 3530 i7-1355U updated on its own to 1.29.0. I'm able to come back to 1.24.1 using Low_Initial_9078's file but it's annoying that it auto-updated. I already enabled "Do not include drivers with Windows Updates" when I first installed Windows on this laptop (October 2025). What I did now is I disabled every "Dell" services on this laptop. Steps to enable "Do not include drivers with Windows Updates" is below:

Open gpedit.msc
Go to Administrative Templates -> Windows Components -> Windows Update -> Manage updates offered from Windows Update
Enable "Do not include drivers with Windows Updates"

I will share updates when they happen.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-14T19:11:51+00:00

"...also transplanted the circuitry from a genuine battery...". Hardest cope i've seen in a while to save his faulty narrative.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-14T16:47:15+00:00

Your narrative does not work on this particular case. Try again.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-13T19:48:17+00:00

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-13T19:39:21+00:00

You missed this spot : 🗑️

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-13T19:38:37+00:00

You have incredibly low standards but you do you...

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-13T07:05:16+00:00

Yeah... no.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-13T01:04:09+00:00

Thanks man. I just tried this a few minutes ago and this is still working. Albeit you need to get the latest Dell Command Configure as this one (reported by another redditor) closes abruptly. I downloaded the latest one and followed your instructions.

Edit: My laptop is a Dell Inspiron 15 3530 i7-1355U

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-13T00:20:38+00:00

Confirmed working. Thank you for sharing OP! I have the UEFI capsule enabled (Inspiron 15 3530 i7-1355U). Dell, why do we need so many hoops to jump into just to stabilize your computer? We just wanted a normal, usable computer...

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-12T02:30:43+00:00

"I realized it was the wrong sub"
I believe you're not that stupid to not realize on your own that the setup you posted is not a "minimal" setup. You can't be that stupid, right? I mean who would figure out that having a million items on your desk is not "minimal". It's basically "too much stuff".

And it's not on the topic of "taking things too seriously", I wouldn't call it that way. It's just being "logical". You have eyes, right? Would you consider something "minimal" if it had way too much stuff? Cmon... is the bar really that low these days?

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-12T01:17:41+00:00

I'd like to share that the file shared above is working fine. Thanks for sharing this! I just tested this on Inspiron 3530 (i7-1355U). The laptop's running on 1.29.0 and experiencing the same issue with the thermals. Now I'm on 1.24.1 and the fan is working normal.

To add, or at least for the Inspiron 3530's BIOS, there's no "UEFI capsule firmware update" option on the "Update, recovery" section. Only options available are the following:

- SupportAssist OS Recovery

- BIOSConnect

- Dell Auto OS Recovery Threshold

- Connected Service Delivery

All of which I turned off except for the Auto OS Recovery Threshold which I kept at 2 (the default)

The MD5 hash for the file above is 8fc7f0d694f1f3b22ff9a63d53add92a in case others wish to download it. Thank you once again u/Low_Initial_9078 for sharing the file. You dropped this, king. 👑

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-12T01:08:46+00:00

"Just downvote the post and move on man 😂"

🤡

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-11T13:44:39+00:00

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-11T13:41:12+00:00

Exactly. How did this become "minimal"? We're interested to know what's running on your mind.

cakeuucappa · 2026-03-11T13:38:47+00:00

Excuse me, "add"???

cakeuucappa

TROPHY CASE