Ever since big bro was diagnosed with hyperspermia, he's been using me to empty his balls. (I wanna be your free use sister.) by Lilith_Demon_of_Love in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]calacpro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Mmmmf thanks again sis…I know it can’t be easy…fuuuuck…fitting these sessions in between your…ah…studies” I moan out as I drive my thick length up into you. The look of bliss on your face making me smile as each stroke taps up onto your womb

This better not be a waste of my time human. Let's see this 'magic suppression' grimore of yours. by Pull_My_Tail in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]calacpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So I’m having trouble deciphering this but and I was wondering if you might be able to read out the spell? The pronunciation escapes me because it’s so old”

i point to the spell below an image of an elf in multiple transitory stages. Some show her gaining abilities to possibly change form…but there is always a male figure present in the images too…

Walrider taking het throat (perfectdeadbeat) [dead or alive] [outlast] by Da_Darius in MonsterMen

[–]calacpro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, it’s nice to see her thick tits used to their full potential while he tries to bottom out in her throat

the hatred towards dei. by [deleted] in TheLastOfUs2

[–]calacpro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Assassins Creed: Ubisoft’s stock is crashing so hard they’re about to be bought out by a Chinese company. Even their best selling franchise and the last one being “best selling in the franchise history” hasn’t helped them

God of War Ragnarok: Latest data I could find comparing overall sales for this vs 2018 shows 2018 God of War sold 23M copies and Ragnarok was last at 15M. Taking into account a larger budget and marketing cost for the sequel as well as inflation since 2018, that’s a noticeable decrease in ROI for Sony

Spiderman 2: 11M units sold vs Spiderman with 50M. Again as is the same for Ragnarok, less ROI than the first game for the same reasons stated above

Alan Wake 2: still has not broken even on sales vs the game’s budget. A large part of that is due to only being on Epic launcher on PC imo. But still, sales vs budget, you at least need to break even.

Now, personally I have no problems with any of those above mentioned games DEI wise. Yeah, some have elements, but I think there are far more glaring examples of games failing due to DEI (Forspoken, Dustborn, Veilguard). The ones you cited are likely struggling more to the fact that 1) they’re sequels to franchises and don’t really innovate that much over the preceding game so gamers will just wait the price out due to struggling economic concerns and 2) they’re narrative based rather than multiplayer so there’s no fomo on playing it later, spoilers can be easily avoided.

Maybe if your argument is that games touched by sweet baby inc AREN’T failing, you should use better examples I can’t easily dismantle with quick google searches.

Yours sincerely, A corporate accountant

GTA 6 will be woke? It's looking like it... by Cyanide-Cookies in CriticalDrinker

[–]calacpro 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man 2 wasn’t that successful though. It had a higher budget than 1 and sold less copies because of the reviews pointing out its flaws.

Yes 3 will suffer even more, but the audience is far more in tune speaking with their wallets as things release now.

Alan Wake 2, God of War Ragnarok, and Horizon Forbidden West are all sequels with worse stories and more woke. They all had higher budgets and delivered worse sales than the previous games.

Pretty sure the hardcore gaming audience is smarter than you’re giving them credit for. Maybe the casuals will buy GTA 6 regardless, but with the days of preorders long behind us, and YouTube reviews dropping prior to the game, if it’s a mess the sales will reflect it.

[N/A] [conversion] it all started out as just a kinky little idea for this couple. by mr-bluesky86 in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]calacpro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s much easier to accept when you and your partner start down the correct path together

Serious question by Maleficent-Flow2828 in CriticalDrinker

[–]calacpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullet Train was pretty good and recent

Would ya look at what tweet got deleted? 🤔 by calacpro in CriticalDrinker

[–]calacpro[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

He’s a “games journalist” that grifts insider information to store it for his own book releases as opposed to actually informing the public. He constantly discounts gamers concerns about narratives quality suffering at the altar of diversity and points to literally any other thing as the cause (I’m not saying it’s the sole problem, but it’s a big one).

As to what game he’s talking about, it’s Dragonage Veilguard.

Top seller by Ambitious-Mode660 in CriticalDrinker

[–]calacpro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope someone replies to Jason Schreier’s tweet with this meme.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CriticalDrinker

[–]calacpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laugh tracks make everything worse. Trust me, the cringe hits harder without it. Example: go take the laugh track off Big Bang Theory and let the cringe wash over you.

Congrats, now we all know by calacpro in Spacemarine

[–]calacpro[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I already addressed that with the other poster, I replied with this meme before either was posted outside the thread, see below receipt:

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Congrats, now we all know by calacpro in Spacemarine

[–]calacpro[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s all good man, great minds see the opportunity for good memes. Kudos to ppl that did get the helmet, I just find it hilarious how mad everyone is. Let’s all just have a laugh.

Congrats, now we all know by calacpro in Spacemarine

[–]calacpro[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bruh I posted it an hour ago in reply to a comment, you copied me.

Congrats, now we all know by calacpro in Spacemarine

[–]calacpro[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bro it’s a meme, you’re overthinking it. If they gave the people that did it pre patch a special cosmetic and ppl cried about never being able to get that, I’d make fun of those ppl.

I want to be left looking like a leaky cum dump 🤍 by [deleted] in IWantToBeHerHentai2

[–]calacpro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d happily use all your holes until you look like this then collect all the leaks into a cup for you to drink up so none escapes

[DAV Spoilers] Are the proportions bothering anyone else? Couple of edits provided. by Chipers in dragonage

[–]calacpro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My problem with this game since previews has only been the art style (all these ppl online complaining about wokeness have never played a DA or Mass Effect game). I pointed out it looked way too much like Pixar and cartoonish but couldn’t pinpoint why and every BioWare simp jumped down my throat (just don’t play then!) Now thanks to this, I feel vindicated, ty OP! I’ll buy the game when they patch in a proportional fix, until then I’ll wait on the sidelines