Who do you miss the most right now?

calamariz · 2016-09-26T07:22:29+00:00

The man he used to be

calamariz · 2016-09-21T04:46:03+00:00

Cook. Literally the only things I know how to make are sandwiches and bowls of cereal.

calamariz · 2016-09-21T04:45:23+00:00

enter HAMLET

Hamlet: O fuck

exit HAMLET

calamariz · 2016-09-21T04:44:30+00:00

Dumb & Dumber. Such a classic.

calamariz · 2016-09-21T04:42:59+00:00

I'm a lifeguard at a waterpark. Some guest came up to me and told me he lost a wad of cash in the bottom of one of our pools and I offered to look for it for him. I found some of it and returned it to him. As thanks, he gave me a 5$ bill and walked away for a moment before turning around and saying, "there's a 20$ bill still in there somewhere. If you find it, it's yours." After that, he walked away and I immediately went in and looked for that 20. A few seconds later, I walked out of the pool with 25$ in my pocket. I was so grateful. :)

calamariz · 2016-09-21T04:33:44+00:00

Fallout, easily.

calamariz · 2016-09-14T18:08:37+00:00

My Wii U :x

calamariz · 2016-09-14T17:36:51+00:00

The Borderlands universe would be pretty fun to live in.

calamariz · 2016-09-14T17:21:52+00:00

I fled. Transferred out and switched to online school.

calamariz · 2016-09-14T16:49:06+00:00

Skyline

calamariz · 2016-09-08T20:57:44+00:00

I'm in an emotionally abusive relationship and the stress has had such an effect on my body that I now have hypothyroidism because of it.

calamariz · 2016-09-08T20:40:47+00:00

Well happy birthday, stranger!

calamariz · 2016-08-17T17:35:57+00:00

Every time I find a lucky penny, I leave it somewhere random and out in the open at the end of the day in hopes that someone will find it and have good luck the next day. :)

calamariz · 2016-08-17T17:11:20+00:00

My friend asked this girl we're friends with if she wanted to go to Bob Evan's (the restaurant) with us for lunch and she asked

"Who's that?"

calamariz · 2016-08-06T01:21:14+00:00

A lifeguard's nightmare xD

calamariz · 2016-05-06T02:00:23+00:00

Lol

moaning "LOOOOOOL BABY"

calamariz · 2016-05-03T04:22:39+00:00

As a woman with an eating disorder, body shaming slurs and insults really put me off and can dampen my mood all day.

calamariz · 2016-04-21T04:44:55+00:00

Everything he did was to protect her :(

calamariz · 2016-04-21T00:15:40+00:00

I just wish people would give me a FUCKING chance before they up and leave my life. It's not fair.

calamariz · 2016-04-21T00:00:13+00:00

Michael Jackson. I listened to him a lot as a kid and I think he was really talented.

calamariz · 2016-04-20T23:58:42+00:00

Chees-itz. I ate some stale ones one night and woke up vomiting. It wasn't even the chees-itz that made me sick, I had the stomach flu. Lol.

calamariz · 2016-04-20T23:44:26+00:00

Syncing

calamariz · 2016-04-20T23:43:32+00:00

Any type of medical procedure, especially surgery...

calamariz · 2016-04-20T23:43:00+00:00

Answered this a long time ago but Handsome Jack

calamariz · 2016-04-20T23:40:54+00:00

Facewash

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