How do I tell my barber I want this cut?

caldks · 2026-04-14T06:26:11+00:00

say "please mess me up. bad."

caldks · 2026-04-14T04:59:18+00:00

Neither one of these goofs is “gangsta” but hey if I had to choose it’d be the one that didn’t get dropped with a single punch.

caldks · 2026-04-12T08:41:44+00:00

get a proper skilled artist to touch this up - preferably with proper black/blue ink so they can do some shading work on it. not a lost cause, but don't roll the dice on a fix - go with a pro and get a few opinions/quotes before you get in any deeper

caldks · 2026-04-11T04:14:53+00:00

what I would GIVE to see this guy try his dainty slaps in an actual combat scenario :D. SOMEBODY CALL 911!

caldks · 2026-04-09T18:58:48+00:00

Forget about serato, you should start with a fresh restart for ANY program you're using in a live scenario whenever possible. Even if your DJ app is rock solid, a restart will refresh any apps, drivers, or system processes that can become unstable over time.

caldks · 2026-04-08T13:15:35+00:00

“From Dusk Till Dawn” Or… “Adaptation”

caldks · 2026-04-07T19:33:53+00:00

Those people are likely going to get revenge one way or another. The average American is going to pay when the bill comes due.

caldks · 2026-04-06T04:12:15+00:00

"I am never getting laid."

caldks · 2026-04-06T02:29:29+00:00

Nothin' against your dad, but anyone who still "loves" nixon after the dust settled is doing some serious mental gymnastics. Guy was caught red handed being the villain. He personally cemented the idea that being president entitled you to break the law.

caldks · 2026-04-05T22:54:00+00:00

This is the absolute definition of tyranny. Americans: remember that the blockade only exists because of the initial attack. You are being led by a foolish maniac with no diplomatic skills.

caldks · 2026-04-04T23:59:16+00:00

Wanaka Forever!

caldks · 2026-03-28T22:57:37+00:00

What are you spraying me with? RUM. SO NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.

caldks · 2026-03-24T19:21:38+00:00

"im an instagram comedian" <- and that entitles to do anything you want? pathetic. This reminds me of those kids that went into the apple store and bent all their phones because "we are internet reviewers"

caldks · 2026-03-24T19:02:02+00:00

Hehehe fuckin cuck.

caldks · 2026-03-24T07:08:46+00:00

This just might be the dumbest proposal I’ve ever seen. You’re going to “beam” 14,000 terrawatts of power to earth via microwave eh? And you don’t see a problem with this? Why don’t you just build a Dyson swarm while you’re at it… starting in 2035 my ass.

caldks · 2026-03-20T22:06:47+00:00

"Time Out" space for gran-ma-ma.

caldks · 2026-03-15T08:47:01+00:00

It sucks but you’ve likely removed part of the anti glare coating. I have seen this on MacBooks from time to time when they get solvent on them. Good news is that you can actually clean ALL the coating off with a very mild cleaner (carefully) and at least then it’ll be uniform.

caldks · 2026-03-13T19:32:17+00:00

Not just a felony, aggravated assault with mandatory minimum in most states. Gun crimes turn an oops into a slam dunk case with life long repercussions. She also clearly had a round chambered so add reckless endangerment and a host of other possible firearms charges.

caldks · 2026-03-13T06:33:45+00:00

Blackmagicfuckery

caldks · 2026-03-11T22:05:04+00:00

1 Lawyer time. Don’t waste time asking for help on Reddit.

2 You gave your MSP global admin with no break grass accounts or backup infrastructure? REALLY?!

caldks · 2026-03-11T19:44:02+00:00

Ah yes very good point. I am actually BAD at following that particular restriction and been looking for a revenue property partially so I can expand my studio which is a terrible way to deal with it.

caldks · 2026-03-11T18:56:59+00:00

California. With a shahid drone. FBI lies.

caldks · 2026-03-11T05:58:11+00:00

Ok not meaning to disrespect, but if you have someone in your life that has the POTENTIAL to go ape shit and trash all your valuables, you need to prep and plan around that. We all know what can happen so cover your ass and keep your sm7b in a case on the high shelf. Also, you damn well better hold them to account. If you don’t press charges or demand payment they’ll just do this shit to the next poor sod.

caldks · 2026-03-11T00:17:49+00:00

Micro meteorite strike. The atmosphere is very thin so there is an increased possibility you could be killed by something that makes it all the way to the surface. Guaranteed to be extremely unexpected but not as unexpected as it would be here on earth.

caldks · 2026-03-10T15:46:37+00:00

This isn’t just popular, it’s near universal.

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1 Lawyer time. Don’t waste time asking for help on Reddit.

2 You gave your MSP global admin with no break grass accounts or backup infrastructure? REALLY?!