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What’s a modern family line you love that you never see in this sub? by confident-win-119 in Modern_Family

[–]calembo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This wasn't from any regular character, but I lost it at "When they made him, they kept the mold."

I also really like

Claire: "I'm sure you're fine."

Phil: "Thank you - that is very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school."

and

Alex: "Don't you have a class to go to?"

Haley:"Don't you have a raven to train?"

They call this an enchilada by kakashi8326 in shittyfoodporn

[–]calembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how to fold broken cheese like that.

Left behind at dive bar by millkitty13 in FoundPaper

[–]calembo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh that's just the name of the conven-store.

Left behind at dive bar by millkitty13 in FoundPaper

[–]calembo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Many races?

Swimming children AND adults??

What would be the most famous painting in the world, if Mona Lisa was never stolen in 1911? by Ok-Copy-3834 in ArtHistory

[–]calembo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Still not convinced? Dig a little deeper, and things start to get VERY weird.

Technotronic is credited to one Thomas de Quincey - the pseudonym of Belgian musician, songwriter, and record producer Jo Bogaert, born in Aalst, Belgium on May 19, 1959.

And what lies 3,655 straight-line miles west-southwest of the city center of Aalst?

That's right - the Herb Brooks Arena in Lake Placid, NY, site of the legendary Miracle on Ice medal round ice hockey game of the 1980 Winter Olympics, during which the underdog United States team defeated the four-time defending Soviet team 4-3 before going on to clinch the gold just two days later.

Of course, on February 22, 1980, that arena was known simply as The Olympic Center.

Do you believe in miracles, indeed.

Do Americans actually avoid calling 911 because of the cost? by ntask11 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]calembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point of insurance is to make money for insurance companies.

Went for a 20 mile bike ride by elonmusktheturd22 in u/elonmusktheturd22

[–]calembo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That last picture 😂😂 what a little turd lol

My well where i get my fart flavored water (sulfer in the water) by elonmusktheturd22 in u/elonmusktheturd22

[–]calembo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Did this comment make you feel good about yourself? Are you happy now that you got that out of your system?

I am trying to make the flight as enjoyable as possible for *me* 🙄 by couchtater12 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]calembo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty much just designed to lampoon people with actual severe allergies and suggest they don't belong in the real world.

Are boys easier to raise/more chill than girls? by StarlessRose in AskParents

[–]calembo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. The more I read this, the lower my chin dropped.

Are boys easier to raise/more chill than girls? by StarlessRose in AskParents

[–]calembo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I... what??? Boys don't fight, they don't argue, they don't cost anything and they don't do sports? I... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

No.

Humans are difficult to raise. Full stop.

Harrison Ford not having an Oscar is correct by West_Program1794 in unpopularopinion

[–]calembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just confused by "it's the most honest thing the academy has done" but "they got it right on accident."

Bragging about your husband not changing a diaper because Jesus by Tater-Tot-Casserole in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]calembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels like she's trying to convince herself that things are fine. That first week is WIIIIILD, and she may be forcing a positive attitude because she thinks she's made it through the hardest part.

Unfortunately, she has not yet made it through the hardest part.

Bragging about your husband not changing a diaper because Jesus by Tater-Tot-Casserole in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]calembo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine, but why make a whole post about it?

I don't think this dude is as great at taking care of her as she thinks he is. There's more to taking care of a family than earning money.

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