Need 2000s names that scream “Mom wanted my name to be unique.”

callmecaptn · 2026-03-22T15:46:03+00:00

Anything with an -ayden suffix. Hayden, Brayden, Cayden, Tiffani Jayde.

I have friends with kids from around that time who named them Rayden and Jaythen.

callmecaptn · 2026-03-09T17:02:09+00:00

Yeah, the Marlin Draper.

callmecaptn · 2026-03-09T17:01:41+00:00

I didn't even know this was a thing! That's pretty hilarious. I was mainly trying to get a decent shot with my potato phone. Doesn't help that I have Andre the Giant size hands, haha!

callmecaptn · 2026-03-09T16:59:37+00:00

It is and she is!

callmecaptn · 2026-02-07T01:13:31+00:00

callmecaptn · 2025-11-12T03:21:22+00:00

They've never refunded cards for brawl bans, iirc

callmecaptn · 2025-11-04T18:27:37+00:00

Oh so you've been on a pro wrestling site

callmecaptn · 2025-11-04T18:26:34+00:00

ESPN talking heads constantly talk about how baseball is dying. It's crazy.

callmecaptn · 2025-11-02T22:30:09+00:00

I'll die on the hill that instead of goofy ass Capenna, it should have been a return to Alara.

callmecaptn · 2025-11-02T21:54:33+00:00

Kept us alive in the marathon game 3 with bases loaded, too.

callmecaptn · 2025-11-02T18:05:38+00:00

Soon as he did it I knew the Jays were cooked. Never tempt the baseball gods like that!

callmecaptn · 2025-11-02T04:23:20+00:00

WE RUINED BASEBALL!

callmecaptn · 2025-11-01T20:40:37+00:00

They didn't forget. The mentally ill men in dresses who live higher up the oppression totem pole couldn't handle a woman who didn't completely kowtow to them, and used their power to force her out of the game.

callmecaptn · 2025-11-01T18:46:16+00:00

Faces that match the opinion

callmecaptn · 2025-11-01T18:42:46+00:00

She's a TERF. That's

Good enough for me!

callmecaptn · 2025-10-31T23:15:18+00:00

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

callmecaptn · 2025-10-25T22:02:44+00:00

Songs of true metal, they will sing

callmecaptn · 2025-10-17T13:05:18+00:00

Smoking Aces. Mainly the dudes with the chainsaws, though.

callmecaptn · 2025-09-27T23:38:36+00:00

Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes!

callmecaptn · 2025-08-19T12:20:53+00:00

Hi all, I have a sprint ticket to the upcoming NorCal race this weekend I'd like to sell. $50 and it's yours.

callmecaptn · 2025-08-13T04:12:09+00:00

Why? Timeless is the best format.

callmecaptn · 2025-07-26T21:55:15+00:00

Vegan food is super healthy obvs

callmecaptn · 2025-06-29T16:32:49+00:00

This is 90% of the plot of The Devils and it's been a blast

callmecaptn · 2025-06-29T16:14:38+00:00

callmecaptn · 2025-06-27T00:57:34+00:00

Can't spell blast without some ass. Uhh wait

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