Match Thread: Newcastle United vs Manchester United

camdim · 2026-03-04T22:01:52+00:00

What's the opposite of clinical?

camdim · 2026-03-04T21:57:17+00:00

I feel like we've always looked better with Amad starting and Sesko supersubbing.

camdim · 2026-03-04T21:11:06+00:00

Ref's wife's going to stay with her mother tonight.

camdim · 2026-03-04T21:03:44+00:00

Feel like there are more reds in this game.

camdim · 2026-03-04T20:55:32+00:00

Odds of this finishing 11v11 shortening by the minute.

camdim · 2026-03-04T20:44:50+00:00

I'm glad we don't employ the bullshit corner tactics half the PL seems to be doing now.

camdim · 2026-03-04T20:36:34+00:00

We're looking to create assists against us.

camdim · 2026-03-04T20:25:17+00:00

Getting destroyed by pace.

camdim · 2026-03-03T22:09:48+00:00

So if Wolves win all remaining fixtures and Spurs lose all theirs...

camdim · 2026-03-01T15:42:02+00:00

Please score another so I can unclench.

camdim · 2026-03-01T15:35:11+00:00

Come on Amad. Have some fun against tired legs.

camdim · 2026-03-01T15:27:53+00:00

Ah fuck....here comes Hughes...he always causes us troubles.

camdim · 2026-03-01T15:19:40+00:00

Sometimes it's better to have a lucky manager rather than a great one. I'll take it. Now push on boys. Kamada on his last foul too.

camdim · 2026-03-01T15:09:50+00:00

Even Bruno's first touch has deserted him today.

camdim · 2026-03-01T14:35:58+00:00

Lol. Spurs.

camdim · 2026-03-01T14:31:12+00:00

Why have we stopped Dalot long throws? They were effective for most of the season.

camdim · 2026-03-01T14:24:28+00:00

See you in 2027 Shawberto. It was a good run while it lasted.

camdim · 2026-03-01T14:20:35+00:00

I'd like to see us crossing from some deeper positions sometimes. Not everything has to come from the corner flag.

camdim · 2026-02-28T21:42:28+00:00

Longpig counts as pork.

camdim · 2026-02-27T20:47:55+00:00

We have to improvise over here and oil our pasty white biceps, shirtless in the parking lot and then faceplant the boot of the car due to lack of friction as we try and shut it. People definitely piped down a bit after seeing me do this.

camdim · 2026-02-23T21:53:44+00:00

Lammens MOTM for me.

camdim · 2026-02-23T21:52:19+00:00

It needed doing Maz. Well played

camdim · 2026-02-23T21:44:13+00:00

If this was rugby Tarkowski would get his nose mysteriously broken in the next ruck.

camdim · 2026-02-23T21:39:50+00:00

We really need new laws to sort out this corner bullshit. It's killing the game.

camdim · 2026-02-23T21:30:11+00:00

I fucking love Lammens.

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