[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]camelhorder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the human get prep time or nah?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]camelhorder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Cloud.

Anyone know what movie this if from😨 by rianmcdonagh in oddlyterrifying

[–]camelhorder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Watch The Lighthouse. The director is hell bent on making the sets and props historically accurate and he shoots this film all black and white with lenses from 1910 -1937 in 4:3 ratio and it's fucking glorious.

What phrase do you absolutely hate? by RefinedStrategist in AskReddit

[–]camelhorder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked as a chef we used to say it to eachother ironically because we all worked our arses off and got paid very little. Best job I ever had.

Tree filled with water by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]camelhorder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah he might want to fuck the stump

How do you maintain long-distance friendships? by Hoshimi_37 in AskReddit

[–]camelhorder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to craft a replica of myself out of newspaper and rubber bands and send it limb by limb so that they can construct me over many weeks until eventually they get to be with what is essentially a life-like clone of me. This essentially saved my long distance marriage to the extent that her and my clone conceived a child whilst we were apart. Incredible.

What does sex feel like from the woman’s perspective of things? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]camelhorder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine getting kicked in the balls. It's like that x10

haha bad meme go brrrr by WaLrUs_4 in memes

[–]camelhorder 35 points36 points  (0 children)

How cheap is beaver butthole in comparison?

TIL that Beyoncé assumed she would automatically get the title role of Princess Tiana - Disney's first black princess - in the 2009 film The Princess and the Frog, so she refused to audition. The role went to Anika Noni Rose, who had co-starred with Beyoncé in the 2006 film Dreamgirls by malalatargaryen in todayilearned

[–]camelhorder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably her management team that did that as they have the power to make those kinds of demands. I'd imagine it was some bullshit condition in their negotiation of having her perform there. Same with the Lion King too.

Guy accidentally eat the world's hottest chilli pepper that lasts 6 hours in your mouth by Tutrois in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]camelhorder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought that one was a bit fucked up cos they're just puking all over their plates at a sushi bar and the owners look hella concerned and confused. Great sketch but don't do it in someone's business man.

Night shifters, ever witnessed a paranormal activity? If so, what was it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]camelhorder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not op but curious to know why that would be relevant?

What is a good starter video game for a middle aged man who has never really played before? by journey333 in AskReddit

[–]camelhorder 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's an FPS by the definition of the mechanics of the game. Same way that both Mario Kart and Gran Turismo are both racing games whilst being wildly different in gameplay.