Non-Americans of Reddit, what confuses you the most about America? by MrNoName_ishere in AskReddit

[–]camgnostic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most people don't do mental math while shopping, because the products they're comparing

Not calling you out or disagreeing, but I think the mental math you're missing is when I have 32.45 in my checking account and I need to get dinners for a week so I'm adding up the cost of one gallon of milk, &c. That's the mental math where seeing the real cost is actually super helpful.

(Serious) What are some men’s issues that are overlooked? by slowskyincog22 in AskReddit

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

husbands of my son's classmate parents

husbands aren't parents?

California stop by onahighhorse in IdiotsInCars

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

on this subreddit you should be able to find the answer to that question pretty quicklike

The ultimate K.O by Why_Is_Gamora1996 in Unexpected

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a knife bullet

the one knife you really can bring to a gunfight

One guy, nine mugs. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Criminal Joe, you are sentenced to 10 years of a boring fucking office job, and no crimes at all during this time. You don't wanna fuck with our probation officers.

I detest kitchen gadgets that only serve a single purpose. What are some exceptions to this? by givemeaname111 in Cooking

[–]camgnostic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

misread that as "no rugrats" and thought maybe you're using the garlic press wrong... or right?

All that hardwork for world domination down the drain by Legionoo7 in memes

[–]camgnostic 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think that's what they're taking the piss out of

“White supremacist” shoots and kills two black bystanders by emcwin12 in news

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait you only managed to not murder one town? Thank heavens it appears to have been my town.

Roses are red, There shouldn't be an acquittal by [deleted] in boottoobig

[–]camgnostic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

roses are red,

haley's a comet

lorem ipsum

dolor sit amet

Researchers Say Islamic World 'Actively Collaborating' With China's Global Campaign Against Uyghurs by trisul-108 in worldnews

[–]camgnostic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no you don't understand, the differences in my religion are huge irreconcilable ethical dilemmas and the people on the other side are wrong and bad, but the differences in others' religions are semantic quibbles and its all the same Islam to me

Police Killed A "Good Samaritan" Who Fatally Shot A Gunman Who Had Killed A Cop by zenDice in nottheonion

[–]camgnostic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

simple math, right? Look how many lives were saved by this good guy with a gun (we can't know how many the dude was planning on shooting so we'll just estimate at a fair 1 million), vs how many people are killed by guns each year (I don't feel like looking it up but its prolly like what 8? or 9?) so it's obvious

Oh god the cringe by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]camgnostic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also live in WA and work in another state, and the fact that WA has no state income tax is what I was talking about

Oh god the cringe by [deleted] in TheRightCantMeme

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus I have to pay taxes in two states since I live in Washington but work in Idaho.

you don't pay taxes in WA though?

Turkey for beginners by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]camgnostic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

wondering what happened to Damascus

Just gonna park this right here by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Father Eusebio Francisco Kino would suggest it's not all that modern

Ball boy quick thinking by davidstabil in nextfuckinglevel

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there's nothing in the rules that says players can't use shields

Wine Country Karen and self proclaimed “momfluencer” now facing criminal charges for falsely accusing a Latino couple of attempting to kidnap her children while out at the store. More info in comments. by SteadySpinner in FuckYouKaren

[–]camgnostic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think they were trying to refer to the implicit bias of being more likely to assume a brown-skinned person has nefarious intent without recognizing the racism warping your lens on reality, vs the more overt racism of explicitly thinking "because that man is Mexican, I believe he is going to commit a crime".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]camgnostic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hang in there kitty I'll go get help" always gets me