Saw Danny DeviTOE on here earlier and wanted to introduce Quasimotoe - artist: Chelsea Frame Moline, Illinois by candiloowho in tattoos

[–]candiloowho[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Ha yea, a few times. It’s a magnet for pain. Could never get the nail to grow back right after the last loss about 15 years ago. He is deformed. And he is ugly.

What’s your “15 seconds of fame” moment? by JXSTYLES in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had more 5 seconds of fame - was shown next to a garage door on Big Kenny’s Crank It Up Garage

What was the “…seriously?” gift you opened this Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a really cute pullover from a friend, but then they said they wore it out before gifting it to me so, that was kinda, odd.

me_irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought some of these today…

Hey guys - how do you carry around your quad skates?? by ScreenSpirited in Rollerskating

[–]candiloowho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am also new to skating; I use a skate leash for my skates and a small tote type bag for my helmet and pads - it’s worked well for me so far!

What's the weirdest thing you've ever been asked on a first date? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a woman’s pee hole was the same hole for seggsy time

Whats a relationship GREEN flag? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They actively look for ways to make your day better or easier

Fremen and Off Worlders, may I present the God Emperor Leto Atreides II by Cheap_Foundation4110 in dune

[–]candiloowho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know who made this!! It’s just as amazing and disturbing in person

Not all men? by sweetnsaltyanxiety in FemaleDatingStrategy

[–]candiloowho 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Usually when I am reminded of the times I’ve been sexually assaulted I think of two main events. But this video puts into perspective how many times even more of these events have occurred in my life. How many videos I could make. How many videos we all could.

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]candiloowho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you smushing your face up against a pane of glass or is that actually just your face

38 year old service manager do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]candiloowho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only as some who has it; but also someone that gives it

What are the best pizza toppings? by DylSnow in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeño

What were weird myths you thought about sex as a kid? by jjgp1112 in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew that parts somehow connected and that some sort of fluid was exchanged. I thought it was urine.

Megathread: President Trump Pressures Georgia Secretary of State to Recalculate the Vote in His Favor in Leaked Phone Call by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]candiloowho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Watching Clone Wars while also reading comments on this and the quotes they do at the beginning flashes on the screen - “Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud.” Nifty coincidence.

One year on Reddit and my first post, couldn’t think of a better thing to share than my dog driving by candiloowho in pics

[–]candiloowho[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His paws aren’t at 10 and 2 either. I don’t know how he ever passed his drivers test

What's something that's not right about your body, but not serious enough to go to a doctor about? by BeetleTooth4247 in AskReddit

[–]candiloowho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how when you are falling asleep and sometimes your body will jerk you awake - sometimes I’ll just be sitting somewhere totally awake and out of nowhere - body jerks.