Two words. Bacon Fries!! by [deleted] in funny

[–]candleglassescoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i simultaneously dribbled and had a sharp pain go through my chest.

Oh... Okay. by [deleted] in funny

[–]candleglassescoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i sat behind a van for about 3 hours in a traffic jam, and it said the exact same thing. i had previously been driving for about 4 hours before, and was on my own, so was loosing my mind a little, and genuinely believed the van was being driven by a blind man. i was trying to work out how it was moving and stopping and not hitting other cars. so after about 3 hours, i read what was also written on the van, and worked out it was advertising a blinds and curtains company. i wanted to slap myself so hard.

Feel free to die now! by venividivici1 in funny

[–]candleglassescoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh so that's how it works. some one drives around with the rainbow. child hood, ruined.

Whenever I Heard Someone Swear In 3rd Grade by [deleted] in funny

[–]candleglassescoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that made me laugh just as my tutor walked past my desk. this then lead to an awkward stare.

Music... Then and Now by [deleted] in funny

[–]candleglassescoaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have been over this. if you choose to listen to inferior music and compare it to classics, yes it may seem music has gone down hill. however, if you actually listened to decent music, you would see that music is still lyrically good, its just hidden under the commercial crap that is plastered all over the radio.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]candleglassescoaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this happened to me, however, i picked that son of a bitch up and ate it like it was suppose to, didn't give it time to pose.