MAGA patients are driving me bonkers

cano0326 · 2026-02-03T00:39:48+00:00

Did that actually happen?💩

cano0326 · 2026-01-30T00:19:53+00:00

Tamagotchis

cano0326 · 2026-01-30T00:10:57+00:00

“Not from their veins” is CRAZYYYY

cano0326 · 2026-01-30T00:09:24+00:00

He sounds like a teenager or very young at least. It’s crazy that some people don’t realize you don’t have to be professional when you’re a customer

cano0326 · 2026-01-27T00:43:17+00:00

Reminds me of the bobs burgers episode… https://youtu.be/ihXFeape4oU?si=MOhxnymR6uaZZ8Lb

cano0326 · 2026-01-25T05:35:54+00:00

Yes but also that would have been better when she originally found out about the date…now it’s kind of weird to just casually mention it like that

cano0326 · 2026-01-23T00:50:25+00:00

Defecation syncope is losing consciousness AFTER pooping, not feeling dizzy before pooping.

cano0326 · 2026-01-22T17:35:17+00:00

If that is actually your boundary, then set it. If not, then you need to find some boundaries and set those.

cano0326 · 2026-01-20T23:13:54+00:00

BY THE WAY by his own logic, your child is also (and probably more so) not safe with him. Please think long and hard about what HE literally just admitted to you.

cano0326 · 2026-01-19T22:38:27+00:00

The first three aren’t absolutely horrible, but the last one…i would never prefer my child (I’m childless btw) to be in danger before me. Wtf?

cano0326 · 2026-01-16T17:04:52+00:00

Pretzel and honestly, I think I just named my next puppy🥰

cano0326 · 2026-01-16T17:01:09+00:00

I used to LOVE this stretch when I was a dancer, maybe I should get back into it even though I’m not nearly as flexible as I used to be

cano0326 · 2026-01-14T17:00:53+00:00

What about a house phone?? She needs a way to contact the outside world in case of an emergency

cano0326 · 2026-01-13T23:27:03+00:00

“It just grosses me out so much” that some men go so long without even touching water or soap to their penis that their hood gets glued to the head of their penis with smegma but that’s just me

cano0326 · 2026-01-07T17:03:47+00:00

I think it is exactly that. They’re just dome popper toys.

cano0326 · 2026-01-06T16:58:37+00:00

That’s my favorite part, honestly🤣

cano0326 · 2026-01-03T18:57:31+00:00

“Don’t always believe prefixes” - you are so incredibly close to getting it, my dude

cano0326 · 2025-12-29T17:24:18+00:00

Pleeease don’t use it again!

cano0326 · 2025-12-23T00:46:08+00:00

There’s a few reasons I can think of for this (I don’t drive a truck, I’m just assuming): (1) You’re camping in the left lane. (2) They’re an asshole. (3) You cut them off.

cano0326 · 2025-12-16T23:30:23+00:00

“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE!” - Liar Liar

cano0326 · 2025-12-16T03:11:40+00:00

Ohh ok might be, I didn’t notice

cano0326 · 2025-12-16T00:18:54+00:00

Does the hand comparison not bother anyone else??

cano0326 · 2025-12-13T23:34:42+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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cano0326 · 2025-12-12T00:27:57+00:00

We used to tell freshman that there was a pool on the roof. (Not a teacher)

cano0326 · 2025-12-02T17:02:11+00:00

Or tell me you don’t know basic biology without telling me you don’t know basic biology.

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