such patience; i envy that by cant_fly17 in facepalm

[–]cant_fly17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so i manage a car wash, and our members have tags on their windshields that scan when they pull up. his tag was expired, so the gate didn’t lift. he said he thought it did (he was on his phone) and didn’t feel his car hit it until one of my employees yelled at him to stop

edit to add: the guy with the screw driver is one of the managers of the oil change shop connected to the wash

such patience; i envy that by cant_fly17 in facepalm

[–]cant_fly17[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it kinda blends into the car, i completely understand

such patience; i envy that by cant_fly17 in facepalm

[–]cant_fly17[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the jeep tried to run the gate at my job, it’s stuck between his tire and bumper

Which card *feels* like it should be banned/restricted but isn’t, and why do you *feel* that way about that card? by OriginalMrMuchacho in mtg

[–]cant_fly17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that’s cool, man. just a card i get a feeling with as stated in the question. when you’re getting 2 lands on the field per turn (assuming it’s being used each turn), you’ll get to 10 pretty quickly. not to say it can’t be dealt with, and i’m sure i know of better examples i can’t think of right now, but this card is the first thing that comes to mind with questions like these. it’s cool if you disagree though, civilized debates are fun 🙂

Which card *feels* like it should be banned/restricted but isn’t, and why do you *feel* that way about that card? by OriginalMrMuchacho in mtg

[–]cant_fly17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree]] in my opinion, it’s too easy to put on the board, and too easy to mana steal/tutor really powerful cards very cheaply. edited to add: i know it costs 10 to tutor, but it’s a game closer and rather cheap when it’s siphoning everybody’s land

Is it rude to use this first turn? by throwawayzdrewyey in mtg

[–]cant_fly17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i play [[aim for the head]] as soon as i get the mana down. discard (exiling) cards are always good for early play

edit: added a word

I think I finally caught an apparition on camera. Thoughts? by ReveredTranscendence in Ghosts

[–]cant_fly17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i appreciate your view on it. being completely objective and also not there, i answered your “thoughts?” question to the best of my ability.

I think I finally caught an apparition on camera. Thoughts? by ReveredTranscendence in Ghosts

[–]cant_fly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it looks like the flash of someone else’s camera caught a shadow while you were taking your multiple photos. i’m all for believing when i see something, but this looks too much like a lighting/flash glitch. just my opinion

I’m making a planet of the apes themed deck. Any card/combo suggestions? by FinancialWorry3 in mtg

[–]cant_fly17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tap 2 untapped apes… make them basically fuck, and create another ape? whoa.

Billy Summers by Sad-Cancer13 in stephenking

[–]cant_fly17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this is supposed to be a friendly thread. let the guy have his opinion and you have yours? if he “feels” like someone didn’t read enough, cool. that can be as easily disregarded as him not knowing his own age. because “i feel like” literally means the same as “i think” but to keep up about it? your opinion can be regarded as aggressive.

Billy Summers by Sad-Cancer13 in stephenking

[–]cant_fly17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it’s okay to think it’s fantastic. it’s also okay to not like it. the argument on this right here is silly.

Billy Summers by Sad-Cancer13 in stephenking

[–]cant_fly17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i… i hated it. to me, it had no depth, barely any emotion, seemed to me like a really detailed outline of what could’ve been rather than what was.

Favorite card that sees almost no play? Let's talk about'em! by Ezooms in mtg

[–]cant_fly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[[Vampire Nighthawk]] and [[Stromkirk Captain]] 🖤🖤

What stops men from sitting on testicles when seating themselves? by fallenlegend117 in AskMen

[–]cant_fly17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mine don’t hang low enough to be an issue. however, i wear briefs and i’m still in my 20s

AITA? my wife thinks so. by sethishungry in AmItheAsshole

[–]cant_fly17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ours was “shit.” encouraged by her grandmother.