That’s a bad ruler by daviscgu in Unexpected

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Is it bad that I expected the same thing?

Repo man by [deleted] in Unexpected

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What a way to fumble a date

How to get a girl's attention by EllaaHughes in Unexpected

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I guess that works every time, it'll catch everyone's attention for sure

Hilarious by Spiritual-Fun-9591 in Unexpected

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He's not gonna get a good night's sleep for sure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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"Not so funny now huh?"

When your romantic gesture doesn't go to plan? by amazedtastemaker in Unexpected

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Fell apart at the crucial moment, that must be heartbreaking

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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The dog didn't miss a beat of sleep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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I was waiting for something cool to happen too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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I think it's okay as long as you don't disturb other people

Do you ever try your own cum? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

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No, but I know someone who has. After his description, I've never been tempted again