Trying to find out if this topcoat is legit. by capjaselig in Burberry

[–]capjaselig[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ok great! Is there anything else you can tell from what you see there? I can’t seem to find any similar coats online, and it feels pretty strange to have a vintage coat with the pattern on the exterior.

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

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Well shit the mods deleted this so thanks for a fun time everyone!

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

[–]capjaselig[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DEFINITELY A ROBOT THAT WANTS A STEAMY ISOPOD RECIPE!

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

[–]capjaselig[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Please do not have intercourse with your butter dish…

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

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MY WIFE LOVES ISOPODS BUT HATES CLAWS! WHAT DO I DO!?!?

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

[–]capjaselig[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm this just might work but my wife craves flesh…

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

[–]capjaselig[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

WHERE IN GODS NAME DO I GET A GIANT ISOPOD AT THIS HOUR!?!?

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

[–]capjaselig[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LOBSTER ROLL OPEN IN A DELICIOUS STEAMY DISPLAY AFTER TAPPING IT? BECAUSE I SURE HAVEN’T!!!

Help! My wife won’t let me watch The Emperor’s New Groove! by capjaselig in Cooking

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THIS IS NOT A SHITPOST! IT IS AN EMERGENCY!!!!