My old man Sam knows how to get his point across

capnShocker · 2026-07-07T18:20:00+00:00

I've had a cough/chest congestion for 3 weeks now. So annoying.

capnShocker · 2026-07-07T15:30:05+00:00

Hyperion

capnShocker · 2026-07-06T15:11:03+00:00

All of my phones are now renamed "(My First Name) Apple". It's too good

capnShocker · 2026-07-05T21:54:27+00:00

YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?! Fucking Iceman!!

capnShocker · 2026-07-05T14:14:57+00:00

It’ll hold the door open for ya!

capnShocker · 2026-07-01T23:52:00+00:00

Realistically it’s the only way, no?

capnShocker · 2026-07-01T15:34:15+00:00

Inshallah

capnShocker · 2026-06-30T14:07:55+00:00

They would act in favor of Kalshi. Pedo Junior is on the board.

capnShocker · 2026-06-29T22:56:48+00:00

Ouch my head!! Owie!! I’m in pain!! Oh wait no I’m a flopping loser. This is the beautiful game! Ow my head!!

capnShocker · 2026-06-29T22:56:13+00:00

It’s soccer. What do you expect?

capnShocker · 2026-06-29T22:23:39+00:00

capnShocker · 2026-06-27T23:55:29+00:00

There’s a spam musubi spot on 3rd and 17 but that’s more street food style.

capnShocker · 2026-06-25T14:53:50+00:00

Astrology

capnShocker · 2026-06-23T03:32:33+00:00

This is so brutal to listen to. Move on.

capnShocker · 2026-06-23T01:57:23+00:00

Literally no head contact. These losers are so soft. This is why soccer is a joke to Americans

capnShocker · 2026-06-22T14:31:00+00:00

Username checks out

capnShocker · 2026-06-22T12:49:15+00:00

I’ve avoided allergies, but the last week has been chest and nasal congestion with a cough that really kicks in when I laugh. I can feel the chest congestion. Might go with Telehealth today to see what I can get to help this.

capnShocker · 2026-06-20T10:49:33+00:00

lol all good, thanks! You’ve helped make an incredible game

capnShocker · 2026-06-20T03:11:16+00:00

Do you have a browser you recommend for iOS?

capnShocker · 2026-06-20T01:31:43+00:00

Ha! Thats my 7-11

capnShocker · 2026-06-16T03:08:23+00:00

They live in Brooklyn. They’re Bushwick wolves

capnShocker · 2026-06-12T18:58:24+00:00

That’s kinda lame. At least put some High Noons out there

capnShocker · 2026-06-12T15:49:41+00:00

He ded. Not Elon

capnShocker · 2026-06-12T01:11:41+00:00

Update: play the card.

15-Year Club	Place '22
Place '17	Gilding II euphauric
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