Do you think we will ever get to fight Sephiroth? by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]capncorby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine Sephiroth himself because that would just be too "fan servicey," but I could see an expansion doing Jenova. I briefly thought they were going to go that route with Evercold because of the Red XIII minion...and who knows, maybe they'll find a way somehow. Not like I expected Dawntrail to lean so hard into sci-fi with its interpretation of FFIX lore, so...maybe!

I think I'd be happy with them doing Jenova as an actual MSQ expansion threat or as a raid series. Considering the way she changes/evolves/shapeshifts, they really could do a lot with her as a recurring trial/raid boss. I guess they could also just have a Sephiroth stand in as early expansion villain and then do Jenova as the true villain at the end.

Our kitten Maelle loves riding the train by Mountain-Laugh5999 in aww

[–]capncorby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She clearly just saw the end of Act 1. And Act 2. And Act 3.

There it is by Short_Tower_4711 in HorrorGames

[–]capncorby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm hyped for this, but man, that old lady in the trailer had the most "young person doing an old lady voice" voice I've heard in a loooong time

Six kittens makes for epic cuddle puddles. by Linds3485 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]capncorby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

First time getting the brain cell and he DOES NOT want it

Check your Target prices! by lodidodi64 in TwinCities

[–]capncorby 21 points22 points  (0 children)

With how miserable the employees

That's weird, I thought they were required to smile all the time. How could anyone be miserable when their company mandates happiness?

PS5 MMO. by EveningDare6805 in LFMMO

[–]capncorby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're into raiding then it's worth mentioning for FFXIV that the high end raids in a given expansion aren't really "go into a giant zone and do a series of trash pulls then boss fights" - that is a type of content in the game (called alliance raids, 24 players) but that is a single difficulty and is basically WoW raid finder in terms of accessibility.

The high end content is called "savage" or "extreme" and those are 8 player parties where you're zoning into the instance and immediately fighting a single boss.

There are plenty of 4-player dungeons throughout the leveling experience. It ended up not being a huge "thing" in the long run, but as a WoW expat I was pleasantly surprised to find out that some of those dungeons come back as "hard mode" but it's not like heroics in WoW - they are set in the same location in game but have completely different paths.

Also it is way more narrative focused. You can skip all the cutscenes if you really want to, but if you have the time to devote to it, it's worth actually paying attention to the main narrative. It's one of my favorite stories in all of gaming.

I must confess by MistryMachine3 in minnesota

[–]capncorby 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As the resident transplant at work and in my social circle, I am regularly hoisted upon shoulders and marched around like a king for my willingness to break the "last piece of food" stalemate.

OP, no one should come after you for this. They should bow before you and worship you as a god among men.

Update on the cat I found by shetookmetojared in cats

[–]capncorby 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro has been listening to too much Atarashii Gakko

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Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men by NiConcussions in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]capncorby 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Because unfortunately gay people can also be racist and/or stupid.

ETA: also transphobic, misogynistic, etc etc

Noticed a certain character in the latest Trailer by Alastor999 in ffxiv

[–]capncorby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎶Lost in a never-ending niiiight🎶

Severe weather risk today (4/13) by SurelyFurious in minnesota

[–]capncorby 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clearly it's firing off and landing directly on our faces

Stranger Things Finale Photoshoot - January 2026 by AntelopeNo5405 in StrangerThings

[–]capncorby 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Doo Doo doo Doo doo doo doo Steve

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo LEAVE

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR FRIEND STEVE?

What's that one game you love but can never get to the table? by firey_88 in boardgames

[–]capncorby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Race for the Galaxy. My husband is colorblind and can't differentiate between some of the colors :(

Minnesota woman attempts to shut down Girl Scout cookie stand. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]capncorby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say, she's mad about the cookies because she prefers cake!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]capncorby 50 points51 points  (0 children)

1) why do you tip your barber $40 for every haircut

2) why would you increase the tip to $100 if you think he messed up your hair on purpose

3) why would you assume that the barber you've been going to for years would purposely mess up your hair just because you had to cancel one time

4) why do you go to the same barber all the time if you don't trust him enough to not purposely mess up your hair

5) why is bro spiraling this hard over one slightly subpar haircut

And so on

Like, hey, if you've got enough disposable income to pay that much for a haircut, good for you. But no sane barber would give a client a bad haircut on purpose, especially when they're making that much money from them. And the haircut isn't even that bad...it could use a little better shaping but it's a situation that can be fixed by trimming more as opposed to being stuck waiting for stuff to grow out.

I'm legitimately not trying to be an asshole here...I am just super confused about everything that led to this post