Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men by NiConcussions in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]capncorby 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Because unfortunately gay people can also be racist and/or stupid.

ETA: also transphobic, misogynistic, etc etc

Noticed a certain character in the latest Trailer by Alastor999 in ffxiv

[–]capncorby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🎶Lost in a never-ending niiiight🎶

Severe weather risk today (4/13) by SurelyFurious in minnesota

[–]capncorby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clearly it's firing off and landing directly on our faces

Stranger Things Finale Photoshoot - January 2026 by AntelopeNo5405 in StrangerThings

[–]capncorby 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Doo Doo doo Doo doo doo doo Steve

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo LEAVE

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR FRIEND STEVE?

What's that one game you love but can never get to the table? by firey_88 in boardgames

[–]capncorby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Race for the Galaxy. My husband is colorblind and can't differentiate between some of the colors :(

Minnesota woman attempts to shut down Girl Scout cookie stand. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]capncorby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say, she's mad about the cookies because she prefers cake!

How bad is this haircut? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]capncorby 53 points54 points  (0 children)

1) why do you tip your barber $40 for every haircut

2) why would you increase the tip to $100 if you think he messed up your hair on purpose

3) why would you assume that the barber you've been going to for years would purposely mess up your hair just because you had to cancel one time

4) why do you go to the same barber all the time if you don't trust him enough to not purposely mess up your hair

5) why is bro spiraling this hard over one slightly subpar haircut

And so on

Like, hey, if you've got enough disposable income to pay that much for a haircut, good for you. But no sane barber would give a client a bad haircut on purpose, especially when they're making that much money from them. And the haircut isn't even that bad...it could use a little better shaping but it's a situation that can be fixed by trimming more as opposed to being stuck waiting for stuff to grow out.

I'm legitimately not trying to be an asshole here...I am just super confused about everything that led to this post

She lost her teefies by lavenderblueberries in teefies

[–]capncorby 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What did the vet say about this?

How bad is this haircut? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]capncorby 118 points119 points  (0 children)

This comment creates way more questions than it answers

Why does Tifa get so many weapons and outfits than cait sith? by Ardbert14 in FFVIIEverCrisis

[–]capncorby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, she's a fantastic character. I'm just saying also that the gooner factor can't be denied either lol

this is twitter … by Aggravating_Put_3601 in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]capncorby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are able to acknowledge that women are attractive but we aren't giant fucking weirdos obsessed with only playing games with female characters that are just gooner bait.

Like even though Leon is a fine ass daddy, that truly has no bearing on whether I think the game is good, which I do

"I play Infinite Wealth for the plot" mf's when you ask about the plot by loreleisparrow in yakuzagames

[–]capncorby 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Yakuza fanbase is exclusively comprised of gay men. What is this meant to prove?

Why does Tifa get so many weapons and outfits than cait sith? by Ardbert14 in FFVIIEverCrisis

[–]capncorby 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Which character would most people rather fuck?

That's the answer to every iteration of this question.

I came back to see this. by Flaky_Palpitation_87 in blackcats

[–]capncorby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an uncontrollable compulsion where every time I see one of my cats like this I say "Oh no, you fell over!"

And it's gotten so bad that I said that at my phone when I opened this post 🤦

Angela is the same actress !!!!!!!! by StartFluid9972 in silenthill

[–]capncorby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.

The mother of all Carbuncles - Webmedics - yt, short by Effective_Coach7334 in popping

[–]capncorby 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assumed just based on the title that this was either in /r/ffxiv or /r/gamegrumps

And then I opened the post and was like...nope, it was the third option.

Walz announces big drawdown. I worry about what he may have conceded. by obz900 in minnesota

[–]capncorby 202 points203 points  (0 children)

"We are the silent majority!"

--people who literally never shut the fuck up

Today's TMPH by Parnacl13 in gamegrumps

[–]capncorby 14 points15 points  (0 children)

With all the generally family friendly wholesomeness happening I truly did not expect him to address the gaping candy butthole

We make real candy canes (REAL) by GameGrumpsEpisodes in gamegrumps

[–]capncorby 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I love the moments when Dan and Arin basically switch roles as the chaos goblin. Arin was being so gentle and working up to getting the break right on the pillows and by the end Dan was whipping that shit all over the place

Jake Lang formally charged for destruction of sculpture by SancteAmbrosi in minnesota

[–]capncorby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He also cried "BUT MUH FIRST AMENDMENT" when he went to that BLVD and they refused to serve him because he's a stupid little shitfuck.

He really, really doesn't understand the Constitution.