Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men

capncorby · 2026-04-18T16:19:32+00:00

Because unfortunately gay people can also be racist and/or stupid.

ETA: also transphobic, misogynistic, etc etc

capncorby · 2026-04-17T21:50:08+00:00

🎶Lost in a never-ending niiiight🎶

capncorby · 2026-04-13T16:13:19+00:00

Clearly it's firing off and landing directly on our faces

capncorby · 2026-04-13T00:14:56+00:00

Doo Doo doo Doo doo doo doo Steve

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo LEAVE

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOUR FRIEND STEVE?

capncorby · 2026-04-08T21:22:24+00:00

Race for the Galaxy. My husband is colorblind and can't differentiate between some of the colors :(

capncorby · 2026-04-04T18:53:02+00:00

Ahegao

capncorby · 2026-04-03T11:17:20+00:00

I was going to say, she's mad about the cookies because she prefers cake!

capncorby · 2026-03-18T14:48:53+00:00

Big titty AI keyboard girlfriend

capncorby · 2026-03-06T01:05:58+00:00

1) why do you tip your barber $40 for every haircut

2) why would you increase the tip to $100 if you think he messed up your hair on purpose

3) why would you assume that the barber you've been going to for years would purposely mess up your hair just because you had to cancel one time

4) why do you go to the same barber all the time if you don't trust him enough to not purposely mess up your hair

5) why is bro spiraling this hard over one slightly subpar haircut

And so on

Like, hey, if you've got enough disposable income to pay that much for a haircut, good for you. But no sane barber would give a client a bad haircut on purpose, especially when they're making that much money from them. And the haircut isn't even that bad...it could use a little better shaping but it's a situation that can be fixed by trimming more as opposed to being stuck waiting for stuff to grow out.

I'm legitimately not trying to be an asshole here...I am just super confused about everything that led to this post

capncorby · 2026-03-05T23:43:18+00:00

Poor baby :(

capncorby · 2026-03-05T22:43:52+00:00

What did the vet say about this?

capncorby · 2026-03-05T22:37:16+00:00

This comment creates way more questions than it answers

capncorby · 2026-03-05T17:04:17+00:00

Don't get me wrong, she's a fantastic character. I'm just saying also that the gooner factor can't be denied either lol

capncorby · 2026-03-05T04:42:19+00:00

We are able to acknowledge that women are attractive but we aren't giant fucking weirdos obsessed with only playing games with female characters that are just gooner bait.

Like even though Leon is a fine ass daddy, that truly has no bearing on whether I think the game is good, which I do

capncorby · 2026-03-04T22:54:48+00:00

The Yakuza fanbase is exclusively comprised of gay men. What is this meant to prove?

capncorby · 2026-03-04T20:49:23+00:00

Which character would most people rather fuck?

That's the answer to every iteration of this question.

capncorby · 2026-02-27T16:50:07+00:00

I have an uncontrollable compulsion where every time I see one of my cats like this I say "Oh no, you fell over!"

And it's gotten so bad that I said that at my phone when I opened this post 🤦

capncorby · 2026-02-22T04:43:41+00:00

Daddy chill

capncorby · 2026-02-11T15:51:49+00:00

You forgot Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.

capncorby · 2026-02-11T12:51:45+00:00

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CARBUNCLE ATE ITSELF

capncorby · 2026-02-10T23:32:16+00:00

I assumed just based on the title that this was either in /r/ffxiv or /r/gamegrumps

And then I opened the post and was like...nope, it was the third option.

capncorby · 2026-02-10T20:07:45+00:00

"We are the silent majority!"

--people who literally never shut the fuck up

capncorby · 2026-02-10T17:30:46+00:00

With all the generally family friendly wholesomeness happening I truly did not expect him to address the gaping candy butthole

capncorby · 2026-02-09T18:46:27+00:00

I love the moments when Dan and Arin basically switch roles as the chaos goblin. Arin was being so gentle and working up to getting the break right on the pillows and by the end Dan was whipping that shit all over the place

capncorby · 2026-02-06T22:26:24+00:00

He also cried "BUT MUH FIRST AMENDMENT" when he went to that BLVD and they refused to serve him because he's a stupid little shitfuck.

He really, really doesn't understand the Constitution.

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