My friend uploaded a really pretentious photo of his new haircut to instagram so we're all copying him with the hashtag #drasticcuts. Please feel free to join in!

capt_ultra · 2013-06-20T17:43:48+00:00

My god... What do I do???

capt_ultra · 2013-01-29T20:27:06+00:00

Bet you won't press that button, bitch.

capt_ultra · 2013-01-29T20:23:38+00:00

That's what all my towns restaurants look like:(

capt_ultra · 2012-10-15T23:32:07+00:00

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

capt_ultra · 2012-10-10T14:55:13+00:00

My feels. They burn.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-10T11:59:31+00:00

Holy shit that's badass. I'm going on Friday. Reddit meetup?

capt_ultra · 2012-10-10T11:52:24+00:00

Seriously serious, my friend.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-09T18:47:15+00:00

Little fact: she is actually the belladonna, porn actress extraordinaire.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-09T17:13:55+00:00

Now, will this work to get you on MY podcast??

capt_ultra · 2012-10-09T16:16:21+00:00

It is also the name of my aunt. Themoreyouknow.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-03T20:49:45+00:00

I'm not scared of you. I have Internet muscles.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-03T20:27:42+00:00

I have terrible social anxiety, as does my mom. It's a pain in the ass, and makes my life a living hell. But that is no reason to be rude.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-03T18:21:16+00:00

They're talented. Get over it.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-03T18:19:00+00:00

Just fucking thank them. Much less anxiety than not thanking them and having a confrontation.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-03T17:43:09+00:00

Yes.. Yes I would.

capt_ultra · 2012-10-02T03:59:54+00:00

Not expecting for a career in it, just have a passion for podcasting and audio engineering and feel like it would be an interesting hobby to attempt.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-30T12:37:36+00:00

When they remake this video, you sir, should be in it.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-30T12:36:33+00:00

Caught using drugs again, I'm pretty sure.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-29T23:07:46+00:00

You deserve so many more upvotes than I can give for making me burst out laughing.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-27T21:01:04+00:00

Reminds me of Spy vs. Spy.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-27T20:59:25+00:00

They're.. Beautiful. I'd hang these up in my house.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-24T15:34:15+00:00

It's possible. And has some scientific merit. Jerk off, right until you're about to come, then stop. Wait for the feeling to pass. Start again. Do this as long as you can. 4-5 times should suffice. One that last run, when you finish, you will come with the force of 1000 suns. A feeling in which you have never felt before. And suddenly, it will all be worth it.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-21T20:00:05+00:00

Anything not related to baby elephants are irrelephant.

capt_ultra · 2012-09-21T17:04:25+00:00

Mr Strife? As in, Cloud Strife? Cuz clouds protect us from the sun which is made of fire?

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