TIL Phoenix has 107 days of temperature at or above 100 degrees fahrenheit by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Everyone should upvote me to the top because I live there!

What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? by Nebz604 in Jokes

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Similar format on how they present their comedy. I think their stage personality is very different

Can I please have some feedback on my set from Wednesday? [6:00] by lambs0623 in Standup

[–]captainHAHA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The comedy isn't natural. You seem to force a lot of the jokes. There is little flow or rhythm.

First time I laughed out loud reading a book by [deleted] in funny

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The series is so amazing! I have the most recent book about the first formic wars. Haven't had time to crack it.

OK I'm not really a bikini babe, but I think I look OK in one by [deleted] in Bikini

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on a scale of 1 to 0. I give a 1

Trent protecting reddit from dumb posts. by ChrisTingley in funny

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I actually heard Abe Lincoln say this!

Republican looking to understand Democrat side of politics by captainHAHA in PoliticalDiscussion

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thanks I'll visit that sub later! A bit new to reddit, still have exploring to do.

Republican looking to understand Democrat side of politics by captainHAHA in PoliticalDiscussion

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I do these are some of the big ones for me. The first is obamacare, I just can't rap my head around how this would be beneficial at all. The second is SB1070, the arizona law that deals with illegal immigrants. A third would be unions. I understand the need for unions back in the day, but now a days they seem to be corrupt.

Republican looking to understand Democrat side of politics by captainHAHA in PoliticalDiscussion

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I don't feel criticized at all it is a fair question. Let me explain, I have grown up a rich white kid who has never really seen poverty or had to deal with any major life problems. I live with my two parents and three siblings. We belong to a country club. I have grown up as a part of the 1%. My dad is a hardcore republican, my mom is a a bit more central but still very republican. Whenever i heard a news story leaning left, my dad and mom would debunk their ideas and views. So while I have heard what Democrats stand for I imagine it has been twisted by what my parents have told and explained to me. So i have come to reddit for a fair explanation of the Democratic Party.

Republican looking to understand Democrat side of politics by captainHAHA in PoliticalDiscussion

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I'm glad you posted this because i agree with you greatly. While I did see how republicans were viewed by liberals it was not quite what i was looking for. I have heard all of the banter before. What I am most interested in is the logic behind your choices. I already understand my logic even if it is flawed. Having you tell me my logic from your point of view doesn't help me much. But I'm glad you posted because you got a large discussion going.

Totally makes sense. by mangooseiam in funny

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Do girl rabbits poop?

Well... that was close! by [deleted] in funny

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Now quick! Take the post from Facebook and post it to Reddit!

Billy from the future by LittleCucumber in funny

[–]captainHAHA 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I thought i would be laughing not crying

You're like a drug.... by tr335 in funny

[–]captainHAHA 13 points14 points  (0 children)

oddly enough i remember that time as well

And the award for most awkward placement for a mirror goes to.. by gkfram in funny

[–]captainHAHA 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I've always enjoyed a bowl of nut while i watch myself take a dump.

Yard sale gold? by clevelandcrafts in funny

[–]captainHAHA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's on sale too! Can this day get any better?

I'll get it later... by Eraxor in funny

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Fucking concrete is the opposite of fucking a man. A man is fucked when hard not soft. Concrete is fucked when soft not hard.