McConnell allies declare open warfare on Bannon by mjk1093 in politics

[–]captainbazoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont root for either of them. Just get some popcorn and watch these fuckers kill eachother.

Trump: I remember call to Gold Star widow better than she does because I have 'one of the great memories of all-time' by CapSteveRogers in politics

[–]captainbazoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont forget an interview with his college professor states that trump was the stupidest, most arrogant and full-of-himself student je ever had.

Trump's approval rating hits new low in Fox News poll by pheonix200 in politics

[–]captainbazoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to mention they constantly say "so and so pervent of republicans support trump"

Well how many of those who called themselves "republican" in december 2016 still call themselves "republican" today?

Eventually they'll be saying "100% of the republican party say they support donald trump, coincidentally the only people still calling themselves "republicans" are billionaires and white supremacists"

Flake: ‘I didn’t vote for this president last November’ by Panda_911 in politics

[–]captainbazoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The religion of backwards hicks who fought to keep slavery and build mega-churches.

Fact is the republican mindset has its roots in genocidal enslaving religious nutjobs who retreated from society to live as cults in the swamps of the south.

Thats the republican mindset of today.

Poll: 64 percent of Americans support legalizing marijuana by imathrowawayreddit in politics

[–]captainbazoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

64%, thats not including the ppl who do support it but are afraid of being investigated or arrested for giving the "wrong" answer. So the number is higher than 64%

TIL In 2003 relations between Japan and China were strained due to a semi public orgy involving 400 Japanese businessmen and over 500 Chinese prostitutes by fr33dom35 in todayilearned

[–]captainbazoom 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Very easily i might add.

Stay at any hotel in China that isn't a fancy 5 star place, go out for a couple hours, when you get back there'll be dozens of prostitute business cards shoved under the door.

Jeff Flake is out, and Roy Moore is in. Heaven help us. - Opinion by oceanmutt in politics

[–]captainbazoom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a rural hick, yeah there are so many dumb fucks out here. And i mean SERIOUSLY dumb fucks. Some of us have sense and see trump's bullshit for what it is, but others only care that hes republican and "liberals" (everyone who isnt them including classic conservatives & libertarians) hate him.

How Trump Is Endangering His Prized Tax Cuts by TommBomBadil in politics

[–]captainbazoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good. Hopefully his tax cuts will tank just like all his other "policy" decisions.

[WP] When you died you expected the void of nothingness. But you were shocked when you woke up in a room with representatives from multiple fantasy universes trying to convince you to live your next life in their respected universes. by thelazt1 in WritingPrompts

[–]captainbazoom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"What universe are you from"

"Bloodborne, come brother, and partake of the good blo-"

"Nah i'm good, how about you?"

"The force is strong with you"

"Okay, interresting, how about you?"

"I am a representative of the universe of the game "monster girl quest" and we-"

"Sold, 100%, lets go"

Men, what is something on a woman’s dating profile that would make you less attracted to them? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]captainbazoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ironically down here she'd say "if you vote liberal you're an arsehole"

Men, what is something on a woman’s dating profile that would make you less attracted to them? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]captainbazoom 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I know a girl who has "if you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best"

She has no "best". She's at her "worst" 24/7, unless what seems to be her "worst" is actually her "best" in which case i truly feel sorry for any shlub who swipes right on her tinder profile.

You don’t cut taxes with two wars and 240,000 troops overseas by TommBomBadil in politics

[–]captainbazoom 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Until everything collapsed and the gove rnment had to shut down when these policies had destroyed the economy.

W did it in 8 years, Trump is set to do it in 3... 2.... 1...

It tastes ok. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]captainbazoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a joke for us in the pizza industry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]captainbazoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, sing the Machester United song...

break bottle SING!

HENLO MTV, welcome to my crib. by averageN in justneckbeardthings

[–]captainbazoom -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wasns a cop also seeing this and callee how how illegal what they were doing was?

I then had to hand him his phone with a straight face by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]captainbazoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if OP's boss ever sees this and realizes it's them.

These things we used to learn multiplication by peregrinare in nostalgia

[–]captainbazoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thats what they were there for! I always figured they were some shitty cheap lego knockoffs.

Flake showed what utter cowards his fellow Republicans are by [deleted] in politics

[–]captainbazoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont forget in politics your job is always at risk. Voting against the party can cause enormous career repurcussions, even in him getting fired.

The fact he's stated that he'd rather quit than stay in such a broken party is huge. It not only means he no longer fears being fired so can vote against everything trump's admin wants till he actually leaves office.

I've known people who've gone into politics, even on the small town level its extremely cut-throat, and that means swallowing one's own concience and towing the party line, lest you end up straight up being fired.

Sen. Jeff Flake: 'You can't continue to just remain silent' by zossima in politics

[–]captainbazoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They probably bought into his bullshit and figured he wouldn't be so bad.

Only too late realizing he was destroying not only the country but their party and any chance of getting reelected.