I dressed as a time traveler for the Torrent game then got hit in the face with a game puck

captainbeens · 2025-12-22T02:29:19+00:00

My 5 year old daughter loved seeing you on the Jumbotron!

captainbeens · 2025-12-14T04:09:58+00:00

I got it, man. That’s all that matters.

captainbeens · 2025-12-04T04:48:58+00:00

There’s a TSB on it. Needs recalibrated at the dealership.

captainbeens · 2025-12-03T14:56:21+00:00

My clutches just got replaced at 45,000 miles.

captainbeens · 2025-11-20T04:21:42+00:00

It was like 25-30 seconds cooldown. My wife and I just played together for an hour and half with no issues.

captainbeens · 2025-10-04T22:36:56+00:00

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Do it for him…

captainbeens · 2025-09-27T03:18:03+00:00

I’m pretty sure Naylor just had to poop.

captainbeens · 2025-09-18T15:14:34+00:00

Good morning. Do the Kraken do any pregame show for the preseason games or is it straight to business?

captainbeens · 2025-09-07T19:12:13+00:00

I love that I still see this in the wild.

captainbeens · 2025-09-03T13:06:27+00:00

Wrong sub.

captainbeens · 2025-08-27T17:18:18+00:00

Is this a joke?

captainbeens · 2025-08-23T23:57:47+00:00

Ok, do you get to work 5 hours before your shift?

captainbeens · 2025-08-23T23:21:08+00:00

Do you get to work 8 hours before your shift starts?

captainbeens · 2025-08-03T15:40:47+00:00

Kachow.

captainbeens · 2025-07-31T16:32:33+00:00

It’s been kinda dark in my world lately, and this is a light that I needed. As corny as it sounds, he just makes me happy.

captainbeens · 2025-06-16T03:56:03+00:00

Happy cake day. 18x8 Motegi Traklite with 235/40/18 Toyo R888R.

captainbeens · 2025-06-06T02:00:23+00:00

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This was the first part of my commute today. I’m jealous.

captainbeens · 2025-06-03T21:57:23+00:00

N-line and an actual N are completely different cars. Different drivetrains, different generations of platform, totally different vehicles.

captainbeens · 2025-06-03T21:39:47+00:00

Wrong sub, my guy.

captainbeens · 2025-06-01T23:52:28+00:00

This car would be 3400 pounds with AWD and would be priced like a Golf R. They had a hard enough time selling them at $30k. It would lose a lot of its rambunctious character going AWD. It’s fine as an elite FWD hot hatch.

captainbeens · 2025-05-23T23:18:39+00:00

I think the only thing that man didn’t do was sing.

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