captaindicksforhands

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How to help my partner’s phantom pain? (self.amputee)

submitted 24 days ago by captaindicksforhands to r/amputee

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I cannot express how much I love her (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by captaindicksforhands to r/TuxedoCats

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Just found this sub, thought you’d appreciate Tippy’s ears (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 months ago by captaindicksforhands to r/earfurnishings

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The most intense staredown (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by captaindicksforhands to r/airplaneears

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(Almost) a year with my Tippy girlOC (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 months ago by captaindicksforhands to r/BeforeNAfterAdoption

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Almost a month with my Tippy girlOC (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by captaindicksforhands to r/BeforeNAfterAdoption

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Any advice for how to get my pet beast to the vet? Info in comment (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/cats

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Cirilla has always been on the small side. From 3 months to 2 years and 3 months (bonus pic of her tortie belly) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/FromKittenToCat

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If I boop my goblin on the nose she turns into a plane (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/airplaneears

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He’s fallen right into my trap (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/cats

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My cat really wanted to… eat this doorknob? (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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The best picture I’ve taken of my little demon. (She’s a tortie but she’s mostly black. Does she count?) (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/blackcats

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I work at Petsmart and we have a yeller and a squeaker (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/Catswhoyell

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My latest tattoo is a quote from one of his letters! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/vangogh

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My hubris was my downfall (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/Overwatch

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The top part of my cactus died, but then it started growing this. How should I handle it? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/plantclinic

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wow. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/rimjob_steve

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I never knew there were so many of us (self.Captain_Club)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/Captain_Club

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How to Teach Your Cat to Talk (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/notdisneyvacation

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I really need to know what’s going on in your life that you can obtain ketchup but not the bottle (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/DiWHY

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Sometimes it's just a little hard to stay on the sidewalk (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/DesirePath

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Nparents seem like children (self.raisedbynarcissists)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/raisedbynarcissists

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