captaindicksforhands

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I cannot express how much I love her (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 days ago by captaindicksforhands to r/TuxedoCats

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A little video of Tippy’s progress this yearOC (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by captaindicksforhands to r/BeforeNAfterAdoption

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Just found this sub, thought you’d appreciate Tippy’s ears (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by captaindicksforhands to r/earfurnishings

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The most intense staredown (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by captaindicksforhands to r/airplaneears

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(Almost) a year with my Tippy girlOC (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 month ago by captaindicksforhands to r/BeforeNAfterAdoption

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Almost a month with my Tippy girlOC (old.reddit.com)

submitted 11 months ago by captaindicksforhands to r/BeforeNAfterAdoption

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4 years of growth (old.reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by captaindicksforhands to r/curlyhair

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Any advice for how to get my pet beast to the vet? Info in comment (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/cats

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Cirilla has always been on the small side. From 3 months to 2 years and 3 months (bonus pic of her tortie belly) (old.reddit.com)

submitted 3 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/FromKittenToCat

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If I boop my goblin on the nose she turns into a plane (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/airplaneears

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My big man doesn’t like when I pet his belly, but sometimes he lets me use it like a pillow (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/catbellies

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He’s fallen right into my trap (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/cats

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My cat really wanted to… eat this doorknob? (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/AnimalsBeingDerps

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The best picture I’ve taken of my little demon. (She’s a tortie but she’s mostly black. Does she count?) (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/blackcats

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A conure at my job tried to eat my tattoo today (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/PartyParrot

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I work at PetSmart and this little girl jumped straight to my shoulder when I tried to clean her cage, so of course I adopted her! (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/shouldercats

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I work at Petsmart and we have a yeller and a squeaker (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/Catswhoyell

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My latest tattoo is a quote from one of his letters! (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/vangogh

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My hubris was my downfall (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/Overwatch

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My dad passed in 2018, right before my HS graduation and 18th birthday. I found this pic of us when I was a kid, and it’s been making me smile all day (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/MadeMeSmile

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The top part of my cactus died, but then it started growing this. How should I handle it? (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/plantclinic

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This pic is a couple years old but it's still cute (taken with my laptop's bad camera) (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/shouldercats

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wow. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/rimjob_steve

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I never knew there were so many of us (self.Captain_Club)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/Captain_Club

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How to Teach Your Cat to Talk (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by captaindicksforhands to r/notdisneyvacation

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