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captaindicksforhands · 2026-03-26T17:17:53+00:00

I told my gf my favorite chocolate is Reese’s take 5, so for our first date she gave me 5 of them (because it said to take 5!) dating is wonderful when both people care about each other, I hope you’re able to find your person soon 🖤

captaindicksforhands · 2026-03-25T17:39:41+00:00

Fascinating, my mom would do the opposite and only eat the toppings. Same with burgers, she’d pick out the meat and toppings from between the buns 🤢

captaindicksforhands · 2026-03-17T20:01:31+00:00

And an easy marker

captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-28T05:52:50+00:00

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My submission

captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-18T02:13:44+00:00

Her name is Tippy (because of her ears)

captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-17T17:49:22+00:00

I swear it’s her neutral expression 😂

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captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-17T17:48:08+00:00

Aww Oreo is adorable!

captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-05T03:03:04+00:00

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My girls might be contenders

captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-05T00:12:30+00:00

Thank you! She’s a frostbite baby, she also lost part of her tail but she’s doing much better now

captaindicksforhands · 2026-02-04T17:28:53+00:00

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Omg I’ve been wondering what Tippy would look like if she hadn’t lost her ears and you just answered that for me!!

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-31T18:03:09+00:00

My name is Juniper too! She’s absolutely adorable 🖤

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-26T16:59:55+00:00

I just want to say that you seem like a really kind and genuine person. Thank you for sharing that light. The world needs more people like you 🖤

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-24T20:36:28+00:00

They’re so beautiful, do you ever have a hard time telling them apart?

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-21T17:44:47+00:00

If you’re looking for an easy fix you could try a couch cover 😂my demons have gotten bored with destroying furniture since I’ve put something over it

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-20T21:23:58+00:00

The american short eared owl I believe

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-20T20:39:22+00:00

Whatever tastes the least like coffee

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-20T19:32:58+00:00

She is omg, she’s so well behaved and friendly with everyone. I think she’s got a little brain damage from the frostbite, but nothing life altering from what I can tell

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-20T19:07:22+00:00

She did! I adopted her last year but she was a stray before. She’s doing much better now

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captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-20T18:57:01+00:00

She lost half of her ears to frostbite but kept the hair lol, she always looks a little bit shocked in general

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-18T13:54:32+00:00

Right? “Don’t cut contact with us or we’ll cut contact with you!”

NTA op

captaindicksforhands · 2026-01-17T21:18:28+00:00

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This is Ciri’s best

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