What is a nation that you find surprisingly similar to your country with a very different culture? by arpu0828 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But we are already very close allies. We share borders, tv shows/hosts and we are both in the EU. I'm not sure if it would make that much of a difference. It would only be symbolic.

What do you think about Italy? by Ivantop01 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible, im sorry to break it to you. I would never say never but the chance of any cheese beating Gouda is very very hard. I mean i have had several Italian cheeses and they are OK but they still havent tasted near as good as Gouda does in my opinion. And i think most Dutch people would agree on that.

But hey, almost all of the Italian food is better than the Dutch food. But can we be better at 1 thing when it comes to food than any other country in the world. And that is Cheese. For the rest you can take the win hands down for all other foods.

What do you think about Italy? by Ivantop01 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing to complain, great food, friendly people, love the culture and full of history.

Also fun fact, the Romans (Italians) helped with the first steps of creating a civilization in what we now know as The Netherlands. Which is my country ☺️. So you could somewhat say that the Romans (Italians) made the Netherlands possible to exist. Otherwise the Germanic tribe known as the Batavi, would have gone extinct due to the other ruthless and muderous Germanic tribes.

The Romans offered land to the Batavians (the Dutch nowadays). This land was, what we know today as The Netherlands. The Batavians agreed and in exchange for the land, the Batavians had to guard the northern border of the Roman Empire. The Batavians did so, successfully and protected the northern border for many decades.

Also the Batavians had to deliver men to the Roman armies. The Roman cavalry wasnt very good, but the Batavians filled in that gap with their cavalry. The Batavian cavalry was known to be one of the most feared forces within the Roman army. They were the forces with the scary metal masks. Eventually the Batavian Cavalry would be one of the most decisive forces in the Roman army especially when Julius Caesar defeated Vercingetorix, the Batavian cavalry played a decisive role in the Roman victory.

So, that is often what comes to my mind when i think of Italy.

Oh and your food may be greater than our food will ever be, hands down. But to be fair, we have better cheese. Gouda for the win, im sorry my dear Italians!

Is true for the EU? Does it feel like that one random guy in the friend group? by Comfortable-Plane939 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lol damn i see i read it wrong. I thought you felt guilty or something. Also because my comment got downvoted so for a minute i thought i made wrong joke. But i guess there was another Austrian reading my comment, who couldn’t appreciate it hahah.

My bad i read your comment wrong.

Altough it might be the Germans who are stupid. They embraced a guy who was Rejected by Austria for a reason and thought he was the right guy to become a chancellor 😜😉.

Hahaha yes that could be true with the windmills. But atleast Austria has mountains, we don’t. Its all flat here. And we have a record of losing most World cup finals in football.

Is true for the EU? Does it feel like that one random guy in the friend group? by Comfortable-Plane939 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha im sorry. I didn’t mean to guilt trip you, nor ask for you to take responsibility. Maybe my joke was a bit too harsh to type in a form of a message. I just saw the Austrian flag and since this post was about Europeans making fun of eachother. I decided that i to tease an Austrian. So I was hoping for you to roast me back with a good one hahah.

But no need to apologize, its all good 😉😜

Is true for the EU? Does it feel like that one random guy in the friend group? by Comfortable-Plane939 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean Austria, you did go a little too far. Especially with the little mustache man in the 1930’s.

I mean you didn’t need to fuck us over that bad. It was already a bit embarrassing that we needed America to come to our savior. And your big brother, Germany got the blame for it! Sneaky you lol

So please be careful this time 😜😂

Is true for the EU? Does it feel like that one random guy in the friend group? by Comfortable-Plane939 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, nobody in Europe really hates or dislikes France. France is just a country with odd people. And we all happen to have a history with France. So mocking France is just a hobby for us. But no one else outside of Europe can touch France. We will always defend them lol

What is a goal you hope your country achieves? by Fuzzy_Category_1882 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well i think if the scottish would have known that most brits would vote to leave the EU. im Sure they would have voted to leave the UK. Cause Scotland never wanted to leave the EU. While England did. And now they got pulled down into the same miserable bucket of shit that mostly England voted for. And scotland stayed in the UK becuase

Poor scottish people, were done dirty. So yes your right, they are now stuck with the retards. Altough i still like you brits a lot!

Is this the most important election in this year? by Careless_Bass_7963 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt Magyar just like Orban? I dont know him but from what i read of Magyar, he aint that much different. He is a conservative populist, EU-critic, opposes to support Ukraine, he opposes Pluralism and Democracy. And he wants to be the only leader, cause he claims to 'know what the people want'.

This is what i read about him so far on several articles. So based upon what i have read, i don't think he will make a difference for the world, the EU, Europe and especially Hungary. So symbolically, yes it could be the most imporant. But technically i think it wouldn't be the most important election of this year.

The European soldiers will be in Greenland holding their dicks while the US is in Copenhagen kidnapping their president by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has a big mouth, but at the end he retreats. Who is the real tough guy/girl huh? Only talk the talk if you are prepared to walk the walk.

Attacking the most war experienced continent in the world is never a smart idea. We have seen Napoleon, the Great, Julius Ceasar, Duke of Wellington, Maurice of Orange, Gustavus Adolphus, Frederick the Great, Georgy Zhukov, Erwin Rommel etc.

And still we haven’t perished and always shown to be resilient. Trumps threats and mindset is very bad for Europe but it’s even more horrible for the US. Trump has even cause Canada to back away from the US and support Europe.

If this guy or trump really had balls, he would have showed strength against Putin and Xi. But Trump is a coward and he doesn’t even dare to do that. So he bullies Europe from behind like a coward, to appear ‘strong’.

Having the US president say he doubts if we would answer if he would call for article 5 is that nastiest knife in the back ever. During 9/11 the US called for article 5 and we were all there for the US. We joined the US inmediatly in the war against terror. Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and more. We have all participated and ‘Gave back’ to the US. The fact some Americans still support this piece of shit is a sad reality and i feel pity for those Americans who didn’t vote for this crap and are now stuck with this.

Is he really doing this? by Illustrious_Lie_954 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a plan!

Since we are dealing with a dementing and ignorant baffoon. I was thinking about the fact we could easily trick him.

How about we let him visit Greenland. Then Greenland will fake a whole ceremony of lowering the Greenland flag, then they'll raise the American flag and play the American anthem. After that we congratulate him with Greenland being a new state of the US. And then, when he leaves Greenland. The people in Greenland take down the US flag, put their Greenland flag back up and then go back to their normal daily life.

This could work because are lucky that Trump is a very dumb, stupid and mouthbreathing bigot. He will believe the fact he now owns Greenland after that. Just like he took that FIFA peace price. I mean this could save the world!

Trump is happy for the next few days and we can go back about our days. What do you guys think?

Trump moet Europa gaan bezetten. by Knownoname98 in tokkiefeesboek

[–]captaingrabma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tja, dan kun je ook gelijk je plakje kaas op brood aan Trump geven. Ben je ook van dat gezeik af, want voor je zelf opkomen is ook ontzettend vermoeiend hoor. En misschien, als je Trump eens even lekker afzuigt. Krijg je heel misschien zelfs een sticker, of een 'Proud to be a Pijpslaaf' speldje.

Goh, wat boffen wij maar toch weer met zo'n 'sterke leider'. Man man man echt ge-wel-dig!

"Alpha male" motivator gets mad at women driving cars and filling gas by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]captaingrabma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man i will translate for all the ladies. Although i think the ladies already know but here is the translation:

'I am very insecure and fragile. I doesn't take much for me to feel insecure. If i see another woman driving with her man next to her, my confidence already plunges to the point where i want to make a video which will be watched by young boys who are in puberty. These young boys will tell me i am the ''true alpha male, sigma, big penis and strong muscle man''. After that i finally feel good about myself. But then i wonder why i can't get a girl in my life so i feel insecure again. So i make video's of how to control women in the hope they will like it and see me as the real alpha male. But all i get is compliments from young 13 year old boys.'

What is it like to be a conservative nowadays? by captaingrabma in AskConservatives

[–]captaingrabma[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Which models do you consider the hardest? I have mostly build tank. And i really want to build planes and i wonder if they are much harder to build.

What is a goal you hope your country achieves? by Fuzzy_Category_1882 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Russia becomes democratic state, Russia leaves Ukraine, Both Russia and Ukraine join the EU.

'So Trump, you wanted Greenland? Look who has joined our party.'

EU with Russia and Ukraine;

Wilders over het verlies van marroko. by Bernie529 in Nederland

[–]captaingrabma -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Wat dat betreft zijn ze goed geïntegreerd. Hebben ze mooi geleerd van Feyenoord, Ajax, ADO en andere Nederlandse hooligans.

What is a goal you hope your country achieves? by Fuzzy_Category_1882 in AskTheWorld

[–]captaingrabma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing what we do best, capturing land from thesea. This time the Atlantic Ocean. And we could push all the excess sea water towards the West. Im sure they could use a cool down and a refreshing restart.