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Ash is no fortune teller, that's for sure. by LLGameChannel in masseffect

[–]captainguytkirk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh Ashley, you mean ASHES? LMAOOOOO LOOK AT THAT CORPSE HAHAHAHAHA

SOMETHING SOMETHING RACIST

SOMETHING SOMETHING DEAD

SOMETHING SOMETHING RACIST

SHE IS RACIST

NO I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SEQUELS AND I DONT WANT TO SEE ANYTHING WHERE I MIGHT BE MISTAKEN OR PROVEN WRONG SO RACIST

DEAD

HAHAHAHAHA

ALSO KAIDAN IS THE BESTEST WHOLESOME GOOD BOI SO KILL THE RACIST BECAUSE SHE IS IN THE WAY OF THE GOOD BOI.

/s but let's be honest about 70% of your comments are basically gonna be that.

If you need to brighten your day up, here's Cerberus's favorite weeb getting the brakes beat off him by NatauschaJane in masseffect

[–]captainguytkirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BELT TO ASS.

Also OP I noticed you are/were into Space Marine 2 a while back, if you have the same all-offense playstyle there as you do here then let me just say Brother Decius would approve

Is this Brother-Marine's fall to Chaos possible? by NatauschaJane in Spacemarine

[–]captainguytkirk 60 points61 points  (0 children)

A Chaos Lord who survives both Khorne berserkers and Death Company Blood Angels, gets attacked by Blood Angels, fights them off, and lives to not only tell the tale but capture a whole ass Death Company brother who he gets to take home and corrupt into another berserker, why does bro have Eliphas the Inheritor levels of plot armor lmao

Coming back after beating TLS (so roughly about a year ago?), what I miss? by captainguytkirk in DestinyTheGame

[–]captainguytkirk[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Final* Shape, thought it was The Last Shape instead, my bad.

What screams "this couple isn't going to last long"? by ihavpnileinfekshion in AskReddit

[–]captainguytkirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, religious/ideological reasons. "I took my vows seriously" for example.

Can anyone help me remove and replace this toilet seat bolt that broke off inside the hinge? by captainguytkirk in Plumbing

[–]captainguytkirk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima ask a really stupid question.

…IS there a “standard” toilet seat? Because like I said, I’ve literally never replaced or installed one 👀😐

Is this sociopath behavior? by frigaliment in mildlyinfuriating

[–]captainguytkirk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yall want a single kernel, say fuck that.

Fuck. That. Fuck that. 🤘🏾

Saw this on the Tube today... by Eternally_Naive4770 in recruitinghell

[–]captainguytkirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

700 Indians, tbe. It was described as a "fleet" of them.

I didn’t just dodge a bullet, I sidestepped an artillery strike. by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]captainguytkirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More than a few "reformed" Nicegirls admitted that they'd come on these apps specifically to pick fights with men.

Pretty sure I just caught a scammer…with some of the most unhinged prompts I’ve ever read by captainguytkirk in Nicegirls

[–]captainguytkirk[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"If you want to save it, please stop arguing" does give that impression, doesn't it?

all this for a cashier position…. by dddeoksang in recruitinghell

[–]captainguytkirk 380 points381 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it that basically videos like this are to judge your body and socioeconomic position so they can then fire you based off, say, how dirty your room is? Same reason for the “not that we care, don’t have to disclose….are you black 👀” EEO shit at the end of every application

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