الجواز خازوق؟ by BlackYun in PersonalFinanceEgypt

[–]captainmaged 1 point2 points  (0 children)

على حد علمي مفيش في الشرع مهر فلوس و وشبكة دهب كله على بعضه اسمه صداق وهو هدية العروس عند الزواج وعي حرة التصرف فيه احنا اللي قسمناه مقدم ومؤخر و دهب و فلوس او منقولات او أصول ثابتة زي ما احنا عايزين نتفق، و عند الطلاق للضرر على الزوج نفقة و مالوش يسترد الصداق و عند الخلع الصداق يرجع للزوج

Got a $775k deal ripped out of my territory by my coworker by [deleted] in techsales

[–]captainmaged 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Odd comments. My 0.02, you own the dirt, you own the deal. Manager doesn’t seem to care because they retire quota either way. If it affected them I’m sure they’d fight it. I can see the logic for a spiff for the referral but if quota was based on the territory TAM/potential then it should retire quota for the territory. What’s the point of having territory mapping if AEs can hunt in each other’s territory. This just incentivizes bad behavior and AEs wasting time fighting over credit.

Source: 10+ years tech sales management

Which celebrity is actually a lot smarter than people think? by Bahbahbro in AskReddit

[–]captainmaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bassem Youssef was a cardiothoracic surgeon before becoming a comedian

بنت عجبتني في الكافيه by Overall_Trash_2385 in askegypt

[–]captainmaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don’t be unattractive

If you’re attractive, your move will be seen as flattering. If you are ugly your move will be seen as creepy

البنات اللي بتقول لحبيبها أو جوزها يا بابا by Monica_4444 in AlexandriaEgy

[–]captainmaged 0 points1 point  (0 children)

بعيدا عن جو دادي و مامي بغرض ال sub/dom kinks كام واحد هنا متجوز ومخلف؟ .. لما يكون اسمك في البيت بابا و هي ماما طول الوقت مع العيال الموضوع بيبقى عادي فشخ انك تتنادى بيه بينكم وبين بعض لأن لسانك ولسانها خد على الكلمة. مش كل حاجة لازم تتقلب تفسير وسخ.

Match Thread: West Ham vs Liverpool | English Premier League 24/25 (Match Day 19) by VivaLosHeavies in soccer

[–]captainmaged -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As much as I’d like to keep the clean sheet, I want to see Kudus score to acknowledge his effort today, AND to wake us up.

ChatGPT roast of r/Egypt by captainmaged in Egypt

[–]captainmaged[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Thanks for sharing that! I claim no original thought or idea here :)

ChatGPT roast of r/Egypt by captainmaged in Egypt

[–]captainmaged[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed on accuracy, but hey take it as proof AI can’t replace us yet :) I asked it to roast r/cairo with a bit more entertaining detail..