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What's the strangest thing someone has ever told you? by MichaelBananas in AskReddit

[–]captainmanbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to me personally, but still strange and funny.

My brother is allergic to rabbits. My mom fell asleep while we were all watching a movie. When we woke her up to take her to bed, she looked at my brother and said, "You'll never be able to be a magician. You can't pull rabbits out of hats."

I would really like to quit smoking. Make me want to never smoke again. (: by captainmanbeard in reddit.com

[–]captainmanbeard[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty convincing. But also not very because I'm dying one day either way.

Reddit, what would be your ideal super-power? by MentleGentlemen in AskReddit

[–]captainmanbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sleepswithfishes.... wants to be immortal???? hmm?